nothing doing
today has been extremely uneventful, i spent most of the afternoon playing grand theft auto: san andreas. gta:sa is a sweet game, i never really thought it could get much better than gta:3 and i was never a big fan of gta:vc, but i don't mind being proven wrong. i discovered that i could fly almost any plane including a jet with vertical takeoff and a helicopter, i just need to practice a bit more so i don't crash as often. after gta i barbequed a burger, and then played some sid meiers alpha centauri for a while. like i said nothing doing.
here is some funny shit i found on a blog called the stupid jedi.
Doctors vs. Guns
Doctors:
(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%
Statistics courtesy of the U.S.Dept of Health &Human Services
Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80
million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%
Statistics courtesy of the FBI
So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
than gun owners. Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do!
Only in Texas
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots
the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass.
He says, "In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice...."
im bored
here is some funny shit i found on a blog called the stupid jedi.
Doctors vs. Guns
Doctors:
(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%
Statistics courtesy of the U.S.Dept of Health &Human Services
Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80
million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%
Statistics courtesy of the FBI
So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
than gun owners. Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do!
Only in Texas
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots
the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass.
He says, "In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice...."
im bored
posted by Ross at 01:51
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