Redneck Army

The Pentagon anounced today the formation of a 500 man elite fighting unit, called the United States Redneck Special Forces(USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off in Iraq and given only the following facts about terrorists:
1.the season opens today
2.there is no limit
3.they taste just like chicken
4.they don't like beer, pickups, country music, or jesus
5.they are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

this was obviously just a joke and hopefully didn't offend anyone from alabama, arkansas, georgia, kentucky, mississippi, west virginia, missouri, oklahoma, tennessee, and texas. if it does you can direct your complaints to boo radley who sent it to me in an email. HA HA