Tom Cruise Butt Plug

Holesome Fun Incorporated, the worlds largest manufacturer of sex toys is being sued for the unauthorized use of Tom Cruise's image on a butt plug which is being called the mission insertable butt plug.
"My client is tired of being the butt of jokes about his sexuality," said Mr. Cruise' attorney Marvin Keister. "The Mission Insertable butt plug is offensive not only on its face but also in its subversion of an orifice that Scientologists believe is next to godliness."