medical uses for marijuana
i found the following at this blog, in addition to this and other funny stuff, the blog has some good tributes to Canadian and American Soldiers for this Rememberance/Veterans/Armistice Day.
Marijuana has been proven to have a multitude of medicinal uses. Andit's not just bunch of potheads wanting to smoke pot either! 2% of themwould reap actual medical benefits!!! Here's Cannabis Canada'srecommendeddosages:Sympton/Illness - Treatment
Glaucoma - 1/4 ounce per week, use as needed
Asthma - two large bong hits per attack
Minor burns - 1 joint every 4-6 hoursInsomnia - bowl at bedtime and as soon as you wake up
Depression - three large bong hits, 5-8 times per day
Hangnail - 1/2 ounce per week as long as symptoms persist
Feel kinda funny - pot brownies after each meal
My balls itch - antifungal cream applied to balls, and 2 - 3 joints perday
Jonesin' for some pot - 1 full ounce every 4 days, refill as needed
Waay tooo stoned man - Smoke as much as needed until you feel 'normal'again
Can't cope with shit - Stay in bed and smoke plenty of pot until better
Getting bored with Quake - One large bong hit everytime you save game
Paranoia - Smoke as much pot as humanly possible (while you still can)
posted by Ross at 03:51
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Ha, Ha, Ha! Take two spliffs and call me in the morning!
Seriously, though, you left out its role as an antidote to the devastation of chemo and radiation therapy, the wasting of AIDS, the tremors of MS, and the spasticity of epilepsy.
While my funnybone was tickled by your blog posting, my higher nature was not amused.
It would be too easy to ridicule the medical use of cannabis. After all, one of its side effects is the giggles. Another is the munchies.
But there’s something to be said for an elevated mood and a tranquil inner space created by the drug.
Yes, it is a drug, it has been used in healing for many centuries.
Ancient physicians list it as the preferred substance to administer prior to surgery. It’s a hell of a better painkiller than the crap Big Pharma is pushing down our throats.
Thousands of us who suffer from debilitating diseases find that marijuana is just about the only medicine that truly works to ease our symptoms.
Thousands more have decided that growing our own is the only way we can guarantee an uninterrupted supply of pure medicine.
For those medpot patients who operate in jurisdictions where medpot grow ops are legal, there exists an incredibly helpful website.
Advanced Nutrients Medical not only dispenses advice, but also disseminates incredibly effective products that ensure a healthy harvest each time you decide to grow your own.
You owe it to yourself to try Micro, Grow, and Bloom, their basic 3-part fert for a hydro grow. It beats any other 3-part hands down, in my experience.
Use their bloom enhancers Bud Blood, Big Bud, and Overdrive in sequence, and see your harvest assume gigantic proportions.
Use Emerald Shaman and Grandma Enggy’s Seaweed Extract and see your plants do a little dance of gratitude right in front of your eyes.
At the root of all problems is a weak root system, which is remedied incredibly well by Piranha, Tarantula, and Voodoo Juice. These products contain live microorganisms that colonize your roots resulting in healthier, more robust plants.
Don’t just joke about it—try it, you’ll like it!
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