Thursday, December 21, 2006

Global Orgasm Day !!!!!

Politics'n'Poetry posted about Global Orgasm day a little while ago. I don't think I have ever heard about this, but now that I have I will certainly never forget it.

What is Global Orgasm Day you ask,

WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone you know.
WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction.
WHEN? Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd, at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.
WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!

So if rubbing one out will help avert a war with Iran or stop current conflicts I'm all for it, even though Iran definately needs to be curb stomped.

I really don't believe this will help though, after all if it was true Josh Hughes could have single handedly accomplished world peace that time he claims to have jerked off 22 times in 2 and half hours or whatever ridiculous number it was.

A note to the ladies, if you need any help contributing to the Global Orgasm I will be in Regina on Friday the 22nd from approximately 12:30 p.m. until 5:00 p.m. and feel free to send any picture submissions from your contribution to breakfast meat(ladies only).

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