AMBER ALERT

an amber alert has been activated by the Broadview RCMP

Suspect: Peter Robert Joseph Whitmore

Victim: Zachary Miller

The victim is Zachary Miller, 10 years old from the Whitewood area. He is a white male, 4'5" tall, 70 pounds with red hair and brown eyes. He was last seen about noon today wearing black track pants with a red and white stripe and runners. Shirt description is not known.

Police believe the child was taken by: Peter Robert Joseph Whitmore of Morinville, Alberta. He is a white male, 35 years of age about 6 feet tall with a heavy build, brown hair and blue eyes.

He is believed to be accompanied by an aboriginal youth, approximately 14 years of age, thin with short dark hair.


The suspect may be driving a 1988 Dodge Caravan possibly with wood paneling and may have Alberta plate CUS 532.

If you have information about this child, call 1-877-SOAMBER or 1-877-762-6237 or e-mail fdiv_amber_alert@rcmp-grc.gc.ca
The official police service contact for this Alert is
Sgt. Tammy Patterson
(306)780-6178
File #2006898098

everybody's free to wear sunscreen

remember the single called everybody's free to wear sunscreen by baz luhrmann ? it was taken word for word from a speech written by mary schmich in 1997 and published in the chicago tribune as a column. it gives some very sage advice that everyone should follow, i don't know what made me think of this song today but i did and burnt it to a disk this morning, its not a tune you'd dance to or listen to everyday but its good none the less. below is the music video for the single from you tube and the lyrics printed below that.



Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine.

Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Sing

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours.

Floss

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own..

Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good.

Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen…

another quiz game thing, im will riker

Your results:
I am Will Riker

At times you are self-centered

but you have many friends.

You love many women,

but the rightwoman could get you to settle down.

Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character am I?" quiz...

I do like gin

apparently i'm going to die the same way as cenobyte. i suppose when i die i would like to die doing what i love, and i definately love gin. find out what horrible Edward Gorey death will you die?

fanatical Ahmadinejad bans use of foreign words in Iran

no elastic loaf for you !

The Iranian President has issued a presidential decree to ban all foreign words that have worked their way into everyday use in Iranian society. some examples include, pizza will now be called elastic loaves, cabins will be called small rooms, and a chat will be known as short talks.

new house guest

as an individual who doesn't like sharing a home with rodents or bugs, i was distressed to discover last night that in addition to the moths and spiders that occupy my house, there is now at least one bat fluttering around. as i was lying in bed watching the west wing and dozing off to sleep i was woken to a sound similiar to that of something scurrying. i got up expecting to have to stomp on a mouse but couldn't find one. the noise continued and then out of the blue the little flying vermin landed on the transparent ceiling panel covering the lights. i tried to figure out how i would catch the little shit but it soon fluttered away again and i haven't seen it since. hopefully it found its way back outside, if not then im going to try to catch it and somehow keep it as a pet. does anyone know how to feed a bat ?

U.N. or Hezbollah, I'm confused !?!?

The wife of the Canadian soldier that is lost and presumed dead after the bombing of his U.N. post in southern Lebanon blames Israel and says it was a deliberate attack. She also says that said outpost should have been the safest place to be because they were U.N. soldiers. If the U.N. gave a damn about those soldiers they should have been evacuated as soon as any hostilities broke out between hezbollah and Israel, the safest place would have been at home in Canada. I don't doubt for one minute that Israel is responsible for this attack, and should answer for their obvious mistake but take a look at the picture above of another U.N. observer position in southern Lebanon and notice the Hezbollah flag flying proudly beside the U.N. flag. With mixed signals like that I can understand how mistakes can be made in an already confusing situation.

Lets huff some moth balls !!!

whatever happened to getting your shits and giggles from drinking good ol' alcohol, or even smoking a bit of pot. i can even understand people that do harder drugs like cocaine, or ecstasy, but i've never understood why someone would subject themselves to huffing glue, gas, paint thinner, and now moth balls. yes thats right i said moth balls, no longer are they just used to keep bugs out of clothes and mice out snowmobiles but it appears that the latest white trash trend is to put moth balls in bags and huff.

what goes through some peoples minds, hmmm.. today i don't feel like having a beer or smoking a bowl, i wonder what a moth ball high is like ?

theres another argument to legalize pot, making it easier to access marijuana will make it less likely people will seek out a high with more risky and very easy to access substances like gas, glue, white out, paint thinner, and now moth balls, which can all be bought at your local co-op. idiots.

Bender Home Movies

Mike Bender sent this to me


Bender said this is a video of him and some of his buddies busting a guitar over someones head, it looks more like someone kicking another dude in the head to me.

Neudorf man qualifies for world series of poker

Doug Gattinger of Neudorf Saskatchewan won an all expense paid trip to the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas Nevada including the $10,000 buy in on an online contest with a $16 entry fee. This dude looks familiar to me but I can't place it, although I'm sure I ran into him somewhere, as I grew up only two towns away from Neudorf. Good luck to him and I'm sure if he has any kind of success in the tournament all sorts of new found friends will come out of the wood work from Neudorf and area.

Rider fans want answers

my dad got a hold of Jim Hopson, the President and CEO of the rider organization this afternoon (don't ask how he got a hold of him, i don't know) to find out if any more advanced tickets would be made available to season ticket holders. he was told that they are putting the pressure on ticket master or the promoter or whoever dictates how many tickets are sold in advance to make more available. all season ticket holders, action pack holders, and share holders were told that they would be able to purchase up to 8 tickets each if they so chose. it seems that promise was broken because after the advanced sales to fan club members yesterday there were only 300 tickets left for rider fans today. hopefully the riders pull it off because we just want some 'satisfaction'.

UPDATE
I found a copy of the letter sent out to season ticket holders telling them about the opportunity to purchase tickets to the rolling stones concert. here it is.


Dear Rider Fan,
The Saskatchewan Roughriders very much value your support of the team and to demonstrate our appreciation and commitment to our fans, we are giving you exclusive access to the concert of the century!
As a Rider Shareholder, Season Ticket holder, or Action Pack holder, you can purchase up to 8 Gold Circle tickets to the October 8th Rolling Stones concert presented by SaskTel at Mosaic Stadium before the general public!
This limited time offer is available from Thursday, July 27 at 10 am through Friday, July 28 at 5 pm only. Tickets to this concert will go on sale to the general public on Monday, July 31. Tickets must be purchased online at Ticketmaster.ca. When prompted for your password at Ticketmaster.ca, please use your account number which is located in the top left corner of this letter.
Please note that this special offer is for up to eight Gold Circle tickets per account holder and not per the number of season tickets, action packs, or Rider Shares under your name.
For example: Having two season tickets and a Rider Share in your name will entitle you to purchase eight Rolling Stones tickets and not 24.
Thank you again for your continued support and enjoy the Rolling Stones concert at Mosaic Stadium!

Sincerely,
Jim Hopson,
C.E.O.
Saskatchewan Roughrider Football Club

You can't always get what you want---DAMNIT

the advance tickets for the upcoming stones concert in Regina sold out in less than an hour. the website to buy tickets on seemed completely inaccessable and the phone line was apparently of no help either. after the advance sales yesterday to american express card holders and fan club member there were apparently only 300 tickets left for rider season ticket holders, and share holders. hopefully they open up more tickets.

Floyd Landis, the winner of this years Tour de France, involved in doping scandal

Floyd Landis, the American who won this years tour de france has tested positive for elevated levels of testosterone. Apparently elevated levels are different than testing positive, and it can be a farely common problem for pro cyclists.

"The storm is approaching the Middle East, and whomever plants the wind sows the storm"--Mahmoud Ahmedenijad,President of Iran

I'm not really sure what the above quote is supposed to mean, but it doesn't really sound good.

Iranian civilians have volunteered to join the fight against Israel with Hezbollah(they may say they're volunteers, but I'll bet they're represent the Iranian gov't). More than 60 volunteers set out to Turkey with hopes of crossing into Syria then Lebanon to join what they call a holy war. The men volunteering range in age from teenagers to to senior citizens. Military service is mandatory in Iran so most of the volunteers have at least some basic training while other have extensive combat experience from the Iran-Iraq war.

Prime Minister Harper doesn't agree with U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan's statement that Israel deliberately bombed a U.N. outpost with precision guided bombs. Harper even questioned why such an out post would still be manned during this conflict. Kick Kofi out of the U.N., put Bolton in.

ungrateful Canadian bitching about his rescue from Lebanon. Kate from Small Dead Animals says it best with her letter to Mark's Brother.

Somehow it doesn't surprise me that Lance Bass has come out of the closet. I always thought that the entire band N'Sync was gay.

An ancient book of psalms which is well over 1000 years old was found in an Irish bog by the operator of a bulldozer. heres the creepy part, the book was turned to psalm 83 in which God hears complaints of other nations' attempts to wipe out the name of Israel.

Star Trek XI-first look at artwork from new movie

Star Trek XI rumours at Wikipedia
Star Trek XI at the Internet Movie Database

Star Trek XI at Star Trek

new reason for smokers to quit

there are many reasons for people to quit smoking such as the extravagent cost, and the effect it has on peoples health. there are also many ways to help people quit, such as the patch, nicotine gum, and possibly limited buying.

here is a whole new reason to quit, smoking reduces the effects of alcohol. a new study has the answer to why smoking and drinking seem to be like peas and carrots. scientists sponsored by the U.S. National Institutes of Health have discovered that nicotine reduces the effects of alcohol which ends up causing people drink more to get drunk.

so quit smoking and you'll not only save money from not having to buy cigarettes but from not having to buy as much alcohol.

Israeli airstrike kills at least two U.N. observers

two united nations observers were killed in an israeli airstrike in southern lebanon today. two other observers are also reported missing and feared buried in the rubble. the four observers were canadian, austrian, finnish, and chinese.

Sask Bar Guide

on Friday night as Bucka and I sat around drinking beers looking for somewhere to go and something to do I looked in the yellow pages to find the closest pizza delivery place in the dining guide. I came to the conclusion as I gazed at the wonderfully simple yellow map with red dots with numbers inside representing the different pizza joints throughout Regina that there needs to be a similiar guide to help those of us who don't know what is going on on a particular night and where to go. Bucka and I decided then and there that we would create a Sask Bar Guide. Remember that this guide is in its infancy so please be patient, if you would like a worty bar included in this guide please send the name, location, and a description of the bar to Breakfast Meat.

Eye on Abernethy

The Abernethy Agricultural Fair is taking place this Friday the 28th of July. As usual there will be the all the usual things going on, pancake breakfast, results from the baking and school contests, diaper derby, horse and cattle show, pet shows, and dunk tank amongst other things. there will also be a beer garden which will open at noon and remain open until 8 in the evening for sure, but if there are still people there it will remain open later into the evening. Last year's beer garden was a very good time and provided for lots of entertainment provided by the visiting white trash element that is a local Co-op emloyee's boyfriend.

In other Abernethy related news there was a house party this past saturday night which ended with the arrests of eight people, at least one of them was taken down on my grandparents front lawn (unfortunately they weren't apprehended by my grandparents because that would have been classic entertainment). eight people is nearly 4% of the population of Abernethy, fortunately I don't think any of those arrested were actually from Abernethy but were visitors from one of the near by communities to the north. Why the hell does cool shit like this go down when I'm not in Abernethy ? Someone that reads this blog must know the girl that hosted the party (which she apparently hosted in the home of her vacationing grandfather-classy), and this is what I want anyone who does know her to do. Make arrangement for a huge killer bash sometime between September 9th and September 30th 2006. I will be in Abernethy in that time frame and want to see a good ol' house party, I won't make any assurances however that the people I bring or myself won't steal, burn, or vandalize anything from where the party is held, but hey do I guaruntee we'll have a good time and in the end thats all that really matters.

So remember, Aber fair this Friday featuring dirt cheap beer in the beer gardens opening at noon. See map above for location of Abernethy if you are interested in attending.

Virgin Galactics first two passenger space craft to be named after Star Trek vessels

Sir Richard Bransons Virgin Galactic is to name its first two passenger space craft VSS Enterprise and VSS Voyager (VSS standing for Virgin Space Ship). Virgin Galactic plans to fly around 500 passenger per year at a cost of $200,000 per person and would reach altitudes up to 100km with a total weightless time of 7 minutes. Virgin has also already announced the first three pilots to fly the new space ships.

Sask Blogs Meeting Map

hezbollah flash game

i stumbled across this flash game on jewlicious where you bomb a guy who i think is supposed to nasrallah, the leader of hezbollah, with various objects such as chickens, cow heads, and bombs.

Canadian Military on 48 hour standby to go to Lebanon

70 Canadian troops have been sent to Cyprus to help evacuate Canadian citizens from Lebanon, as well as two Canadian navy vessels have been put on 48 hour standby to possibly depart for the region. The crew from the HMCS Preserver have been recalled from leave, and HMCS Halifax was ready to sail for a multi national excercise so her crew was already in the vicinity of the ship. French President Jacques Chirac also offered to assist Canada in evacuating our citizens from Lebanon, of which there are up to 50,000.

Ethiopian troops enter Somalia to defend government against islamic militiamen.

Ethiopian troops have begun to patrol the Somalian town of Baidoa in an attempt to protect the U.N. backed Somali government from islamic militants. The U.S. has accused the islamic militants in control of most of Somalia to have links with al qaeda and that they are sheltering terrorists that were involved in the bombing of American embassies in Kenya and Tanzania in 1998.
This reminds me of this definition of a world war which I came across at this website. What constitutes a 'world war'? How many countries need to be involved? And who decides at which point a number of regional skirmishes can be grouped together and called a World War? At the time, who called the official start of World War 1 and World War 2?
And have you noticed that although the term 'World War Three' is freely used in the alternative press and on the Internet, all the major news networks have stoically avoided using any phrase reminiscent of World War.
Since it's difficult to find a definition for an event which has only happened twice in modern history, here's my attempt at an answer to the question 'what constitutes a world war'?
A World War is a military conflict spanning more than 2 continents, in which at least 20 major countries participate in an attack against a common enemy, and which has the attention of the man-in-the-street due to the significant loss of life.
With that definition, we can agree that WW1 and WW2 were in fact World Wars (both wars involved some degree of participation from most of the world's then existing countries: Britain, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, the United States and the Soviet Union). We can also agree that we are very close to achieving World War 3. The only requirement left to fulfill the start of WW3 is that of a military conflict spanning more than 2 continents. As soon as Israel attacks Palestine, or North Korea attacks South Korea or the US, or China invades Taiwan, we will have the next World War well underway.

Could the world be close to a third world war ? According to the above definition it would have to span more than two continents, well right now there is intense fighting in Afganistan, Iraq, Israel, the Gaza strip, and Lebanon which I believe are all a part of eastern Asia as well as potential for violence to erupt between the U.S. and Israel against Iran and Syria. There is also the potential for fighting between Ethiopia and islamic militants in Somalia which is in Africa, and the nuclear showdown between North Korea and the rest of the world could turn into violence directed at South Korea, Japan, and the U.S. at any moment.

So we've basically got two continents, now what about 20 major countries fighting a common enemy. I believe we could have this soon enough too. Currently the U.S. is actively engaged in Afganistan fighting al qaeda and the taliban, and in Iraq fighting insurgents and al qaeda. They could be fighting Iran and North Korea soon enough as well because of those countries refusal to stop their nuclear programs and their support of terrorism, and if Iran goes to war with States Syria is obliged to intervene on Iran's behalf. The U.S. could also be dragged into fighting against hezbollah, and hamas in Lebanon and the Gaza strip to help her ally Israel. For these unique times I beleive we could also count the terror organizations that the U.S. is or could be fighting in some of these countries.
So lets do a tally of countries and terror organizations that are and could be fighting their common enemy the United States.

1. Al Qaeada-fighting U.S. in Afganistan
2. Al Qaeada in Iraq-fighting U.S. in Iraq
3. Taliban-fighting U.S. in Afganistan
4. Iran could fight U.S. over current nuclear stand off and if U.S. steps in the current crisis between Israel and Hezbollah
5. Syria could fight U.S. over Iran and if the U.S. steps in the current crisis between Israel and Hezbollah
6. Hezbollah could fight U.S. if the Americans involve themself in crisis between Hezbollah and Israel
7. Hamas-same as above
8. North Korea could end up engaged with the U.S. over their refusal to stop missile tests and their nuclear program, also U.S. would attack them if they were to make any move against South Korea.
9. Lebanon could also become an official player in a confict against the U.S. if Hezbollah gains more support in that country.
10. Islamic militants operating in Somalia could be a target of the U.S. if they are indeed sheltering those responsible for the bombings of American embassies in Africa

Thankfully I can't think of 20 countries that have the potential to fight against the U.S. and in fact I had to cheat and use terrorist organizations. and don't forget the United States allies that I hope would support her in any future conflicts including Canada, the U.K., France(doubtful), Russia(who knows), South Korea, Australia, Israel, Japan, as well as potential others. This would basically be a war between middle eastern and Asian nations and organization against western culture with the exceptions of Japan, and South Korea being Asia. I know this is a negative topic to talk about but with all the crap going on in the world these days its hard to think of anything else.

Clerks 2 screening interupted by film critic Joel Siegel

during an advanced screening of the upcoming Kevin Smith movie Clerks 2, film critic Joel Siegel stormed out saying "time to go" and "this is the first movie i've walked out of in 30 fucking years". needless to say that Smith was not impressed with Siegel's behaviour and confronted him about it the next day on the Opie and Anthony comedy radio show. now don't get discouraged from going to watch Clerks 2, despite Siegel's recent outburst it did receive an 8 minute standing ovation at the Cannes film festival so it can't be that bad. also does anyone notice the similarities between Joel Siegel and Saddam Hussein or is it just me ?

100 year old Sutherland murder mystery. P.M. Harper helps evacuate Canadians fleeing Lebanon.

P.M. Harper orders his government jet with him aboard to go to Cyprus to help evacuate Canadian citizens fleeing Lebanon. could you imagine George W. sending air force one to help evacuate Americans? I couldn't see it.

what would posses a 12 foot burmese python to swallow a queen size electric blanket complete with cord and control box.

skeleton discover in abandoned well on the corner of 108th street and Central Avenue in the Sutherland section of Saskatoon may be the victim of foul play that took place over 100 years ago.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU !!!

here is good ol' W massaging the shoulders of a slightly irritated Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany



and here is a progression of stills showing the expressions on both their faces better. look at the blank expression on his face after he's had his way with her, too funny.

Israeli ground troops enter southern Lebanon

Israeli ground troops have entered southern Lebanon to destroy outposts of the terrorist group Hezbollah.

Turkey preparing to enter Iraq in response to Kurdish guerillas killing 15 Turkish officials in the last week. Turkish authorities are also preparing for the possibility of engaging Iraqi and American military forces in Iraq. Is it my imagination or did something similiar almost happen at the beginning of the U.S. invasion of Iraq ?

The whole world is going to shit, hezbollah and hamas with their Syrian and Iranian puppet masters provoking Israel, Turkey making preperations for an invasion of Iraq which is already being occupied by the U.S., North Korea launching missiles with the potential to reach north america, Taliban warlords retaking parts of Afganistan, and Iran defying the world by not stopping enriching uranium. its a scary, yet strangely exciting time to be alive.

cop killer turns himself in

the cop killer of which everyone in the country is so familiar with by now has turned himself in to Spiritwood R.C.M.P. this is a great turn of events, im glad he didn't off himself in the woods and we'll get to see if the Canadian justice system works.



check out the R.C.M.P. press release about the arrest of Curtis Dagenais from the R.C.M.P. web site.

Maize Maze

Bruce Osiowy, a farmer from the Abernethy/Lemberg area owned and operated a corn maze near Regina last year. I heard about it last year and just today stumbled across the website for it complete with an aerial photograph. Some of you might of heard Bruce's name in the media before.

news from the front

• the pictures above may look like israeli citizens are encouraging their children to contribute to the war effort against hezbollah but there is a better explanation.

• Hezbollah sleeper cells in United States and Canada ready to attack.
  
  
• Iranian diplomat to go to Damascus to persuade Hezbollah to stop attacks on Israel because of fears Israel will take war to Syria next.

• Israel not limiting attacks to Hezbollah military targets, also targeting Hezbollah 'museums'.

• President Bush blames Syria and Hezbollah for current middle east crisis.

pick a number game

this is pretty freaky, try it more than once with a different number. i wonder how it does it ?

G8 George

i know a lot of people don't like good ol' W, but i think he is great. hes a gutzy leader and he can make everyone laugh whether he means to or not.

here he is speaking with British PM Tony Blair at the G8 summit in St.Petersbourg. the problem is he thinks the microphone is off. the quality is a little bad but wait til the end to hear the best parts. if anyone knows of a better source for this video let me know so i can change it.



here is one with better quality but not as much footage



and here is George getting taken down by Russian President Vladamir Putin after Bush said Russia should have a democracy more like Iraq's.



another better quality version of bush and blair

5 Canadian killed by Israel in attacks on Lebanon

five Canadian civilians were killed in an Israeli airstrike against the Lebanese city of Tyre. The American military has also arrived in Beirut to coordinate the evacuation of American citizens.

busy day for Israel, Lebanon, and the U.N.

the United Kingdom is sending the aircraft carrier HMS Illustrious and the warship HMS Bulwark to the middle east to protect British interests in the region.

Israeli defence forces re enter the northern Gaza strip.

Israeli air force apparently wounds Hassan Nasrallah who is the leader of Hezbollah. Lebanese officials deny report.

martial law declared in northern Israel as the Israeli military deploys patriot missile batteries near Haifa.

according to Israel, Iran helped Hezbollah with missile attack against Israeli warship.

Iranian president mahmoud ahmadinejad said that what Israel is doing in the Palestinian territories could be compared to acts committed by hitler. ahmadinejad went on to say "The Zionists think that they are victims of Hitler, but they act like Hitler and behave worse than Genghis Khan."
i thought that imadeyamad or whatever his name is didn't beleive all that bad stuff that has been said about hitler in the first place.

United Nations security council condemns North Korean missile tests.

UPDATE

hezbollah rocket attack kills at least nine Israelis in the city of Haifa.

Is Syria Next ?

could Syria be next ?







find out at the Big Pharaoh, or at Captains Quarters.

Citizens of Abernethy Meet-not about talking goose conspiracy but about crime

i had dinner with my dad today, and i guess im not the only one that thinks something has to be done about the recent crime spree in the abernethy area. on thursday night a meeting was held to discuss possible solutions. some of the suggestions included a curfew, and some sort of out reach program similiar to one in balcarres high school to keep kids off the street.
first off the majority of these crimes aren't being committed by minors who would be subject to obeying a curfew, they are being committed by older teenagers and young adults. second how does a community enforce a curfew ? the police won't drive all the way from melville or fort qu'appelle to escort some little shit who snuck outside for a smoke back to their concerned parents, and any civilian who takes it upon them self to try to enforce this curfew will more than likely be told to shove the curfew up their ass by said little shit.
im not entirely sure what this out reach program based on the program in balcarres high school is but i think it has something to do with people baking muffins. when i attended balcarres high volunteers would come in every day and bake muffins and other breakfast foods for children who's parents either lacked the desire or the means to feed their children in the morning and would send them to school in the summer wearing t-shirts and in the winter decked out in toques and mitts acquired the night before from a molson canadian or budweiser 18 pack. this program was probably a good idea as long as it wasn't abused but balcarres school has somewhere around 400 students, while the entire town of abernethy doesn't have 400 residents total and somehow i don't think muffins will solve this problem(i know there must be more to this than muffins).
i don't have any reasonable suggestions either and my unreasonable suggestions won't be mentioned here so i can't be implicated later.

V-8 Powered Chain Saw

check out this part motorcycle, part snowmobile, part quad.

Guardian Angels begin patrolling T.O. maybe they're what Abernethy needs.

Toronto is the most recent city to have the guardian angels patrolling their streets. guardian angels are an organization whose members volunteer their time to try to prevent crime and are recognizable by the red berets and jackets they wear while on patrol.
my home town of Abernethy, and the surrounding rural area needs something like this(no joke). every week i am filled in on all the recent criminal activities that have taken place in my small home town which only has a population of 213. local residents, frustrated at the lack of police intervention will soon be taking matters into their own hands. don't confuse any innocent partying or petty vandalism with what i'm talking about, i have also heard the complaints about loud parties and the like and i informed those people(grandma) complaining that if i was at home, chances are i would be attending if not throwing all these loud parties. i will be moving back to abernethy or the abernethy area in the fall, either way i will be spending a lot more time around home. i also have three weeks vaction coming up in september, at which time i will be at home helping my dad with harvest. so this is your warning you shit bags, ill be home in the fall to administer some vigilante justice, so remember my face(above) if you don't already know me.

P.M. Harper and President Bush support Israel