Jamaican Me Horny

tonight while channel surfing on my bell expressvu i came across a flick called Jamaican Me Horny, which stars Seymour Butts. this movie wasn't being shown on a porno channel or a pay per view channel but on a regular movie channel. I won't say which one just in case there are minors with access to bell expressvu. needless to say this movie isn't in the same ranks as some of those soft core flicks shown late at night on city tv or cinemax, instead it is an extremely hard core porno which should have been playing on a pay per view channel instead. scheduled to play after 'jamaican me horny' is 'seymour butts and tushy girl taylor', then 'the longest yard'. i think there must have been some confusion in the programming lineup tonight, but don't get me wrong, im not complaining.

Porsche vs. crotch rocket vs. fighter jet---who's gonna win

mini bush vs. mr. dithers

if you go to stephen harpers page on the internet movie database you will notice that he is listed as having the nicknames of bogeyman, mini-bush, and bushien. if you go to the same section for paul martin you will notice that his most noticeable nickname of mr. dithers is not listed. this is bullshit, the imdb should either remove these nicknames for p.m. harper or add mr. dithers to former p.m. martins profile. and besides, to the best of my knowledge harper is only called the above names by those that don't support him here in canada, martin was called mr. dithers not only by those that didn't support him at home but by those abroad as well.

man with 80 wives/leader of FLDS captured in Las Vegas

Warren Jeffs, the leader and self proclaimed prophet of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints which is a break away sect of the Mormon Church has been captured in Las Vegas Nevada. Jeffs who is believed to have more than 80 wives and over 250 children is charged in Utah and Arizona for sex crimes and is accused of arranging marriages of underage women to older men.

Keith Richards better not light up during concert in Regina

During their concert Friday night in Glasgow, the Rolling Stones guitarist apparently lit up a cigarette and was reported to the Glasgow city council by journalists. Richards could be fined up to £50 which is U.S.$95.
Whatever will he do, his finances will be in chaos.
I am all in favour of smoking bans in public places but that is getting ridiculous, not only would I not consider that stage a public place because only the band members are allowed on it, but I'm sure there were a lot of worse things being inhaled, and imbided by audience members. Hopefully when the stones are performing in Regina our government won't charge any band members for smoking in public, especially since Taylor Field isn't enclosed.


UPDATE:
Keith Richards will not be charged with smoking in a public place.

Greyhound Bus Crash

a Greyhound coach that departed New York at 1 p.m. crashed on interstate 87 approximately 150 kilometers south of Montreal, and 177 kilometers north of Albany. Reports indicate that there were five deaths, it is unknown how many Canadians were among the 52 passengers on board the bus but a french translator was called to the scene of the crash.

Greyhound has set up a hot line for friends and families of those believed to be on board the bus, the number is 800-972-4583.

the swedish chef as you've never seen him before

savage indians, dirty mexicans, gargantuan swedes, and free loading canadians

Mrs. Myrt Love/ Ms. Myrt Love/ Mrs. Myrt Hart/ Mrs. Leigh Hart

I received an email today from one of my long lost elementary school teachers. Mrs. Leigh Hart, formerly Mrs. Myrt Love of Abernethy emailed me today in regards about the website im working on for the village of abernethy. apparently her godfather was the late Len Thompson, who is featured on the website because he started the Len Thompson Bait company, which is known for its five of diamonds fishing spoons, in Abernethy. Mrs. Hart now resides in British Columbia with her husband Fred, it was definately neat hearing from her but it kind of boggles my mind how she found my email address. oh well.

ghost riding the whip

some of you may have heard of a new trend in california called ghost riding the whip. ghost riding is when the driver and/or passengers of a vehicle(called the whip) get out and dance beside or on top of the vacated vehicle while it is still in motion. this isn't new, at least not to saskatchewan, my friends and i used to do similiar stupid things when we were in high school. i remember one night prior to an organized fight in abernethy, cole jumping from the box of betty's truck to the hood of buckas car several times. i also remember windshields being smashed on more than one occasion as someone would try to 'surf' on the hood of a car, don't bother asking who's windshield got smashed, im not telling, all ill say is, it wasn't mine. im not endorsing these activities, they're stupid as hell, but they were pretty funny to watch.

here is the wikipedia definition of ghost riding,
below is a video demonstrating ghost riding. the best part takes place when a pedestrian passing by jumps in and steals the kids car while he is ghost riding his whip.

they just made number two---out on september 22nd

i've posted about the upcoming jackass movie before and i've also put the trailer on here previously as well, but it deserves a second go round. september 22nd is the release of jackass number two, and ill be on holidays at the time so hopefully ill be able to see it.

Iran captures and occupies Romanian oil rig

Iranian warships fired at, then boarded and occupied a Romanian owned oil rig located in the Persian Gulf on August 22nd. Iranian officials haven't responded to their unprovoked act of aggression, but a Romanian national security advisor said the occupation of the rig is the result of a commercial disagreement between Iran and Romania that Iran is treating 'in an extreme way'.

Maybe this isn't the doomsday prophecy which was predicted to happen today, but it sure is crazy.


you can read more about this incident here, and here.

C.W.B.

i've been troubled by leftdogs post on buckdog about the canadian wheat board and his request for P.M.Harper to keep his hands off of it. when the CWB was created it was in response to world war two, to make sure canadian farmers sold their grain at fair prices and weren't able to gouge the consumer during tough times. some may argue that the wheat board insures fair market prices for canadian producers, while others say it insures the same price for all farmers but that price is not fair. the wheat board also only applies to farmers in the prairie provinces.

if the wheat board is such a great organization why aren't eastern farmers scrambling to get on board ? when sasktel was forced to compete with other long distance companies for saskatchewanians business, they became more competitive than they were previously and now sasktel customers are some of the most loyal for that very reason.also it was said that the farmers should vote to determine the future of the wheat board, will this vote include farmers in the east who aren't affected by the CWB, and most certainly it will include those former or retired farmers that still hold permit books.

the wheat board is one of the most secretive government agencies in canada, and is one of only two government agencies that are not subject to public audits, what does a grain marketing agency have to hide i wonder ?

i am obviously for the abolishment of the canadian wheat board, i welcome comments from those of you that agree with me, and since i have an open mind i challenge those who disagree with me to comment as well to try to change my mind.

Abernethy Online

i was bored last night, as is often the case considering i live in coronach. so i decided i would make a website for my hometown, Abernethy Saskatchewan. if anyone actually takes a look at this website they will see some len thompson fishing spoons used as buttons for navigation. why am i using fishing spoons for buttons ? the len thompson fishing lure company was started and had its first factory in abernethy. there is also a picture of a house on the top of the page, that house is the motherwell homestead which is abernethy's biggest claim to fame, it is located about 4 miles south of abernethy and was the home of saskatchewans first minister of agriculture and is currently a national historic site. hopefully i have more content up soon, i have contacted the abernethy business development committee and they seemed to be quite excited, they will be sending me more information to put online. eventually i would like to see this website with its own domain name but we will see how successful this first attempt is. if anyone would like to make any submissions of content or information please email me.

Nintendo Wii vs. PS3 commercial

i'm a fan of cheap and fun, brought to my attention by bucka

some guy drinks 6 beers in 10 seconds

a guy drink 6 beers in 10 seconds, sent in by oshaway

canada a nuclear power ?

tonight i was reading a blog called red, white, and plaid. the author of this blog made a post about canada taking over the world, i assume he was being funny but there was one thing i found interesting in his post. he wrote that according to the wikipedia canada had a clandestine nuclear weapons program under the leadership of prime minister john diefenbaker and that the weapons produced are still around to this day. obviously this is a conspiracy theory with probably little to no basis in fact but it is interesting none the less. there were american nuclear weapons based on canadian soil with dual key control during the sixties, and six canadian squadron in europe also carried nuclear air to air missiles under the NATO nuclear weapons sharing program. its nice to learn that at one time canada had balls, its also funny to learn we had six air force squadrons based in europe, i wonder if we even have six air force squadrons in the entire air force these days.

no regrets, or not

i don't regret anything i have done, in fact every questionable decision i've made in my life can be considered a learning experience not to repeat again or a funny anecdote. my regrets consist of things that i never did. not educational decisions or anything like that, i chose to quit college and to this day that was the best decision of my life. i also chose not to accel in high school, i knew where i wanted my life to go, and straight A's weren't going to benefit me one bit so i decided to live a life and not read about one.

the regrets i speak of consist mainly of actions not taken that most might consider menial or insignificant but in the long run they could have changed the direction my life could have gone. for example, maybe i should have gone back to abernethy without stopping in regina, maybe i should have taken that chick down instead of worrying what someone else might think, and so on and so forth.

there was a point to this post but i seemed to have forgotten it as i wrote. funny how that happens. anyways, things that could have been, but never were, or things that were, that never should have been, suck ass.

tila tequila video playgirl central

long weekend pics from katepwa

lance, kim, and myself at the constables camp site

cory(on top) and mark wrestling on matty's kitchen floor. cory got bit and mark got beat with a hockey stick, good times.

poll results

i decided it was time to remove the poll from the side bar, here are the results.

have you got the touch ?

very good game, not for those easily offended.

i removed the game because it was very annoying hearing that music all the time when on this page. it can still be found here though.

look up, look wwwaaaaaayyyyy up.

the opening theme from the friendly giant t.v. show from long ago


the closing theme from the friendly giant

casualties of war !!!

i was listening to adler online this afternoon on the radio and heard a bizarre story. during the recent israeli/lebanon conflict a woman was struck by shrapnel or a bullet and the only thing that stopped the projectile from hitting her internal organs and causing extreme damage was her silicone breast implants. i couldn't find anymore information about this story when i googled it but there was some 'tit'ilating results to say the least, especially in google images.

my mysterious night time visitor has returned....

my flying nocturnal friend has returned. i heard it fluttering around above my ceiling tiles tonight. i think i will call him bruce, i know its not very original but hey, how original can one be at nearly 3 a.m.

incentive to vote liberal

Segolene Royal, who will be running for the presidency of France under the socialist party banner has recently been photographed by paparazi wearing a bikini while on vacation. apparently the french public wasn't very pleased with the media turning their attention from celebrities to politicians. too bad the press in canada won't track down our lady politicians on vacation, i wouldn't mind catching a glimpse of belinda stronach in a two piece.

d'oh

china has banned all foreign cartoons and animation from prime time television. foreign cartoons, especially those from japan are extremely popular with chinese youth. only chinese made cartoons will be aired between the hours of 5 and 8 p.m. in an effort to promote the chinese animation industry and to make chinese cartoons more popular with chinese children. although the canadian government hasn't gone to these extremes to promote canadian made programs it is vaguely remeniscent of the canadian content laws that force radio and television stations to air a certain amount of canadian artists, and programs.

August 22nd----Doomsday ?

during the cold war the soviet union and the united states refrained from attacking each other because of mutually assured destruction, or MAD. basically this meant that if one side were to nuke the other they could be assured that their opponents response would also be nuclear and the destruction of both countries way of life.
iran doesn't share the same views when it comes to mutually assured destruction. if they were to attack israel, they would not be worried about possible nuclear retaliation from israel because the current iranian leadership are strong beleivers in the 12th imam. basically they beleive this 12th imam who god has hidden for hundreds of years will bring about islam as the religion of all man kind and although many islamics would be killed in the ensuing war, it would be worth it to the 12th imam beleivers because of all the zionist deaths.
why august 22nd ? well according to an islamic calendar, august 22nd lines up with the date that the prophet muhammed flew to jerusalem, then to heaven and back. sounds crazy to me but i guess the president of iran is a strong beleiver in all this religious superstition.
read the articles, and the description of the 12th imam on wikipedia to better understand this garbage(if its possible).

on another note, i would never put christian beliefs in the same boat as radical islamic ones, but just think what some people think about a story of a man stuffing two of each creature on earth onto a boat to repopulate the earth, also the story of that guy that parted the red sea to escape egyptians, and that other fairly notable figure that turned water into wine(not that that wouldn't be sweet) and walked on water. growing up and being taught these stories lots of people accept them without thinking, but step back for a minute and take a look at them from a non believers point of view and you might see how crazy they sound. having faith in something is good, but personally i think all religions are crazy. i look at an evangelical christian the same way i look at a radical muslim, as a crazy person.

troop numbers up

in the deadliest week of canada's mission in afganistan, troop recruitments are up, despite the staggering(sarcasm) loss of 26 canadian soldiers during operation enduring freedom. the canadian forces average around 25,000 new recruits in a year, so far in the last six months they have already recruited 17,000 men and women.

visited countries and states maps

here is a neat if not stupid thing you can fill out to view what states in the U.S. you have been to and what countries world wide. more a less a waste of time, but what isn't ?

these are the countries I have been to.

create your own visited countries map
or vertaling Duits Nederlands

these are the states I have been to. I've seen more of the U.S. and the rest of the world than I have of Canada.

create your own visited states map
or check out these Google Hacks.

i have become a large mammal

inspiration for breakfast meat

sometime in the last week this blog went from a flappy bird to a large mammal in the truth laid bear ecosystem. although im not entirely sure exactly how this ecosystem works, i understand that it has to do with incoming links from other blogs registed with TTLB. according to the current rankings, breakfast meat is #876 out of 57,862 blogs currently registed in the ecosystem. i may be tooting my own horn and more than likely my ranking will decline but i am very impressed with the success of a blog and website that was inspired, and continues to be inspired by the drunken debauchery and antics of a group of guys from abernethy, and balcarres saskatchewan. stay tuned for some stellar pics depicting what went on this past august long weekend at katepwa.

bash saskatchewan day

i had a feeling the first video on the previous post didn't promote saskatchewan, and neither does the following. but to be honest what is there to promote ?

here is a different version on the wide open saskatchewan campaign. make sure to read the subtitles on top.

something about saskatchewan

i don't know what it is they say in this video but its still funny



and here is an actual video called saskatchewan and it features ninjas-awesome !!!

i thought i recognized the woman who lost several homes in beirut

i'm sure i was the last person to hear about the woman in beirut who lost multiple homes during attacks by the israeli defense forces. i thought i recognized her, and i was right...

here she is flipping out at the loss of her campsite in craven with cory laughing menacingly in the background.

here she is distressed in my parents backyard in abernethy in front of hector and i.

and here she is angry at the party betty and tyler lewis are throwing in her home in medecine hat albera.

she even thinks Mel Gibsons anti semetical remarks have been blown out of proportion.

Canada, Brazil, and Japan-- a peace keeping dream team ?

according to Mustapha from Beirut Spring, the Lebanese are most likely to trust Canadian, Brazilian, and Japanese peacekeepers if there is to be any kind of U.N. force to peacekeep in southern Lebanon.

its good to see that Canada is still held in high regard in some portions of the middle east.

everytime i try to improve something, it kind of back fires

i wanted a second sidebar for the left side of my blog so that i could put half the stuff from the one sidebar to another, so it wouldn't be necessary to scroll so far down the page to see everything located in the sidebar. now for some reason my posts don't start until the bottom of the sidebars, making it necessary to scroll even farther down to read any of my posts. if anyone has a solution, please let me know.

UPDATE
i have since switched back to my previous template because i couldn't resolve the issue.

publication ban on names of abduction victims

i understand the need to protect the names and identities of minors but isn't it kind of pointless to initiate this publication ban now. everyone knows the names of these two boys, where they are from and what they look like.

at least the sicko that took these kids in addition to being charged with abduction is also being charged with sexual assault. i think he should be castrated, or killed, whichever is easieast to implement, we shouldn't be wasting anymore time and resources on this waste of skin. cast your vote on the sidebar what you think should be done.

i got my satisfaction

the rolling stones have announced another concert date for Regina on october 6th 2006. like last weeks ticket sales, this weeks were available in advance to stones fan club members, riders season ticket holders, and sponsors of the event. obviously those people that were angry the first go round that riders season ticket holders got preferential treatment will be angry again, and to them i say na na na na naaaaaa, my dad and i got a shit load of tickets and you didn't. HA HA HA HA.

get over it already, this is how the world works, every venue that has concerts offers advanced tickets to sponsors and season ticket holders, maybe not as many as eight(and in some cases more, HA HA) but tough luck, life isn't fare.

im not even going to use the excuse that rider fans deserve the tickets because they have supported the riders and taylor field for years and so on and so forth, we might deserve them, we might not but it doesn't matter because we got them anyways. see you at the show !!!

Pedophile surrenders peacefully

The stand off between police and convicted child molester Peter Whitmore ended peacefully this evening. Jordan Bruyere, the 14 year old that had accompanied Whitmore from Brandon was released before Whitmore surrendered. Bruyere has been taken to the same hospital in Regina that Zachary Miller was taken to for a check up. Hopefully neither of these kids were harmed by this sick piece of shit.

Pictures from the night of Mel Gibsons arrest

Mel Gibson's mug shot

the rest are from the party Gibson attended prior to being arrested

200th post, and by the way, I'm apparently extremely evil, MWAAAA HA HA AH !!!!

You Are 92% Evil

You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you!

How Evil Are You?

I'm pretty sure that everyone I know would be at least as evil as I apparently am.

for some reason i love doing these little quiz things, so here are some more.

Your IQ Is 115

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average Your General Knowledge is Exceptional

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Your Penis Name Is...

Big Lebowski

Penis Name Generator

Your 2005 Song Is

Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz "Love forever love is free. Let's turn forever you and me." In 2005, you were loving life and feeling no pain.

What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 60% Conservative, 40% Liberal

Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

alright im sick of doing these now.

more children abducted

the mother of these children is an old child hood friend of moldy peaches. just thought id post it as well to discourage people from abducting children which seems to be a growing trend these days.

Another Stones Concert on October 6th,

this is great news but who's dick did we have to suck to get another Rolling Stones concert in Regina ?!?!

Zachary Miller found

Zachary Miller

Jordan Bruyere

Ten year old Zachary Miller has been found alive and well only 40km from his home of Whitewood in an abandoned farm yard near the town of Kipling. Whitmore and 14 year old Jordan Bruyere of Brandon are still beleived to be on the property. The R.C.M.P. emergency response team is en route to the farm now, looks like they're earning their pay this summer.

Fidel hands over control to Raul.

shhhhh... don't tell anyone we're communist

i don't understand what the world has against castro and cuba. i know they're communist but what did they do to piss us off so bad ?