J.C. Watts, former M.V.P. of the Ottawa Rough Riders and former Republican Congressman on C.N.N. today

I'm not entirely sure why, but J.C. Watts who is a former M.V.P. for the Ottawa Rough Riders and former Republican Congressman was being interviewed on C.N.N.
kind of neat seeing a former C.F.L.er on C.N.N. I did once get driven around Honalulu by a former Saskatchewan Roughrider on a city transit bus. If I can figure out his name I'll let you know.

health benefits of beer, yes you heard me correct BEER

it has long been known that moderate consumption of red wine helps people ward of heart disease and stroke, but did you know the same rate of consumption of beer is just as good if not better for you.

Wine is made entirely from grapes, water, and yeast, the grapes are a great source of sugars, fiber, and chromium, and the yeast is good source of vitamin B, but in the filtering process used in winemaking none of those good things survive until the final drinkable product. Beer on the other hand is made from grains(barley, wheat, corn, or rice), water, and yeast. The grains are loaded with vitamins that supposedly survive the filtering and fermentation, and the vitamins in the yeast also manage to stay around in unfiltered beer.

Don't believe me that wine or beer is good for you in moderation, look at the french. French people have a very low rate of heart disease despite their daily intake of fatty foods found in their cuisine. What is the cause of this, its their daily consumption of wine.

Israeli F-16's buzz German ship, get accused of attack

two junior German defence ministers have made an accusation that Israeli F-16 fighter jets flew low over a German naval vessel, fired two shots, and activated infra red counte measures. The German naval vessel is patrolling the coast of Lebanon as part of the international peace keeping efforts after the Israeli-Lebanese/Hezbollah war from this past summer.

Saskatchewan Roughrider Rap

Republican ad yanked from airwaves--South Korea imposes sanctions against North Korea

the republican campaign ad in a hotly contested riding in tennessee has been pulled off the airwaves. the ad was critisized in Canada for its depiction of Canadians as being uninvolved in world events and one man in the ad said "Canada can take care of North Korea, they're not busy". below is the ad.



South Korea announced today that they will enforce U.N. sanctions against North Korea by banning officials from the North from entering the south and by controlling financial transactions between the two countries. Yesterday the North said that any move by the South to impose sanctions would be viewed as 'declaration of confrontation' that would cause 'corresponding measures from the Norht'. I don't know exactly what that means, but it kind of sounds like the North might get pretty pissy if their cousins to the South don't play nice and share with them.

expect more canadian fatalities in afghanistan

the canadian public should prepare itself for more of our soldiers not returning home from afghanistan, not because of increased al qaeda or taliban attacks but because the canadian forces may be sending the sea king helicopters to help transport troops and equipment. soldiers that are about to deploy to afghanistan were trained last month on the aging and jinxed helicopters. apparently our army is short handed when it comes to helicopter support and both the U.S. military and Boeing have refused to lease Canada the necessary equipment. currently Canada relies on the Netherlands, Britain, and the U.S. for use of their helicopters. the five sea kings that canadian soldiers have been training on have been stripped of their anti submarine equipment and been replaced with troop seats, army radios, and GPS systems(something you'd think a helicopter should have already).

the boobkini

a japanese invented water proof adhesive bikini top

which video is more sexy

my favourite music video of all time has to be 'call on me' by Eric Prydz, however a new video by called 'put your hands up for detroit' by fedde le grande is also very stimulating. below i have both videos, watch them and let me know which one you think is better.

call on me - Eric Prydz (kind of makes me want to go to the gym)


put your hands up for detroit - Fedde Le Grande

Redneck Army

The Pentagon anounced today the formation of a 500 man elite fighting unit, called the United States Redneck Special Forces(USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off in Iraq and given only the following facts about terrorists:
1.the season opens today
2.there is no limit
3.they taste just like chicken
4.they don't like beer, pickups, country music, or jesus
5.they are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

this was obviously just a joke and hopefully didn't offend anyone from alabama, arkansas, georgia, kentucky, mississippi, west virginia, missouri, oklahoma, tennessee, and texas. if it does you can direct your complaints to boo radley who sent it to me in an email. HA HA

UGG elevator falls on track hoe

if anyone knows where the video below was filmed let me know, i think the UGG was unique to western Canada so it could be quite possible it happened in Saskatchewan.

pelican eats pigeon

drug bust

the video below is of news coverage of a drug bust in minnesota, pay attention when the cop carries out a box, one piece of evidence in the box is pretty funny.

My Nintelligence wasn't what I thought it was, get it 'Nin'telligence...

A Liger

Remember the Liger that Napolean Dynamite claimed was the most vicious animal known to man, well this is the real thing

Stones Concert Pictures

marijuana may be decriminalized in Nevada

Prostitution, and gambling are already legal, why not pot ? Thats the question the Committee to Regulate and Control Marijuana is asking Nevada voters, and they hope on November 7th the voters will approve the decriminalization of posession of up to an ounce of marijuana for adults. Similiar laws exist in Denver and the rest of Colorado will vote next month. The Nevada law is different though, in that the states department of taxation will be allowed to regulate, and license marijuana growers, distributors, and retailers.

Canada should also put a similiar law into effect, the federal and provincial governments already make huge profits from taxes imposed on the sale of alcohol and tobacco, they could make all sorts of money if they taxed the sale of legal marijuana. in addition to making more money, the government would also be making it more difficult for drug dealers to make a living.

The Messengers Trailer- finally

the messengers was filmed in the Qu'appelle Valley south of the communities of Abernethy, and Balcarres. below is the trailer, looks good.

I am unique, at least in the U.S.

i found this at Pilot's World Blog.

HowManyOfMe.com

There are: 0 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

the internet in 1993

i remember seeing this video a while ago, well not this exact video, the ending has been changed in this one, but it still shows how much the net has changed in the last 13 years.

don't abuse breakfast meat

abuse of the guestbook will not be tolerated, especially when using someone elses name. next time try to have the brains to spell the persons name correctly and not use a deceased persons identity. slandering people will only be allowed by those that run this site, if you want to make fun of someone, get your own web page.

drinking troubleshooting

i borrowed the following from the National Pist, with a minor change of my own near the end.

SYMPTOM: The world seems dull and boring.

FAULT: You've sobered up.

ACTION: Get Drunk.

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.

FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.

ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.

FAULT: Improper bladder control.

ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

SYMPTOM: Pint Glass is too Small.

FAULT: You never voted for D.A.S.

ACTION: Get Drunk. Join D.A.S. and fight for the 'Fair Measure' of a Pint.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.

FAULT: Glass empty.

ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.

FAULT: You have fallen over backward.

ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.

FAULT: You have fallen forward.

ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.

FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.

ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.

FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.

ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.

FAULT: You are being carried out.

ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.

FAULT: Bar has closed.

ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.

FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.

ACTION: Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.

FAULT: You are dancing on the table.

ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.

FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.

ACTION: Punch him.

SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.

FAULT: You have been in a fight.

ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.

FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.

ACTION: See if they have free beer.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.

FAULT: The beer is too weak.

ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.

FAULT: Beer is just right.

ACTION: Play air guitar.

SYMPTOM: Room spining, vision blurred.

FAULT: Your drunk.

ACTION: Maintain current level of drinking.

SYMPTOM: Suddenly become aware your at the base of porcelain statue.

FAULT: You passed out in the toilet.

ACTION: Check if you've missed last call.(see below)

SYMPTOM: Hear a bell ringing.

FAULT: Its last call.

ACTION: Buy several drinks.

SYMPTOM: Hear bells ringing.

FAULT: Your hung over. Its a new day.

ACTION: Buy several drinks.

SYMPTOM: Hear traffic, bed hard, cold and wet.

FAULT: You have spent the night in the gutter.

ACTION: Check flask, if empty fill it.

SYMPTOM: Head hurts, bright lights, and your in bed.

FAULT: You've wandered home drunk and its the morning.

ACTION: Take two analgesics. Drink water. Wait, then replace water with alcohol and continue drinking.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognize the person you're in bed with, or the room you're in.

FAULT: You've been naughty.

ACTION: Check gender of partner in accordance to your orientation and proceed accordingly.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognize the room you're in, walls grey.

FAULT: You've been arrested for public intoxication.

ACTION: Go back to sleep.

SYMPTOM: All of the above has occurred, last night.

FAULT: You've been in either Balcarres or Lemberg Hotel.

ACTION: Get Drunk. Rinse. Repeat.

Biff from back to the future sings

the guy that played biff in the back to the future movies sings about all the questions hes asked.

shared accomodation home for rent in saskatoon

the picture below is one of the front exterior of my house in saskatoon. it is located on kenderdine road in the erindale part of the city. i am looking for or two people to rent this house as soon as possible. if anyone is interested or knows anyone else interested let me know, or let them know. rent is $400.00 a month, and that includes all utilities. i can be contacted about this house at rlegaarden@sasktel.net or my phone number (306)267-2141, and leave a message if im not home. more pictures of the back yard and interior can be viewed here.

Tom Cruise Butt Plug

Holesome Fun Incorporated, the worlds largest manufacturer of sex toys is being sued for the unauthorized use of Tom Cruise's image on a butt plug which is being called the mission insertable butt plug.
"My client is tired of being the butt of jokes about his sexuality," said Mr. Cruise' attorney Marvin Keister. "The Mission Insertable butt plug is offensive not only on its face but also in its subversion of an orifice that Scientologists believe is next to godliness."

possible second nuclear test by north korea

Japan's meteorological agency has detected a magnitude 6.0 earthquake from North Korea which has prompted speculation that the communist regime has test detonated a second nuclear weapon. come on W, send in the troops and lets reunify the korean peninsula.

UPDATE: everything appears to be normal and seems to have been just a false alarm.

there be snow in the south

it is snowing in coronach, fortunately it is melting as soon as it hits the ground. i guess winter is fast approaching.

kiss my ass george

with the exception of his religious beliefs, i think George W. Bush is a great president. I do acknowledge though, that a lot of people do not share my opinion of the leader of our neighbours to the south. for those people that dislike the American president, kiss my ass george is for you.

Seismic activity in North Korea seems to indicate truth to report of nuclear test

A U.S. military official told CNN that "something clearly has happened," but the Pentagon was working to fully confirm the report.
Other senior U.S. officials said they also believed the test took place, citing seismic data that appears to show one.
The U.S. Geological Survey Web site recorded a light 4.2-magnitude earthquake in North Korea at 10:35 a.m., about 385 kilometers (240 miles) northeast of the North Korean capital, Pyongyang.
South Korean intelligence officials said a seismic wave of magnitude-3.58 had been detected in North Hamkyung province.

Regina's Gay Majority

john murney had the video below on his blog and i just had to put it on mine too for my friends to see, hope you don't mind john.

Farm Words

who can guess what the piece of green farm machinery pictured below is

world masturbation record blown away

the record of 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period held by Hans Blickstein of Germany has been blown away by a man named Kaneel who orgasmed 36 times in a 24 hour period. Kaneel is quoted as saying "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today". asked what he planned to do next, he replied, "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning."

kind of reminds me of someone i know.

TOP GUN and BAZIN are GETTING HITCHED

breakfast meat congratulates top gun and bazin on their recent engagement. if their wedding is anything like a night out at a bar with them we can look forward to puke shows, broken pool cues, and girls making out, i can't fucking wait !!!

and remember, breakfast meat cameras will be recording your entire wedding day for the rest of the world to see, lets see if we can get some of the brides maids to add some entries to the hometown hooters section.

watch out for bears

i just got back to coronach tonight after three weeks of holidays. the original plan for my holidays was to help my dad with harvest, the weather however had other plans. the first week we were able to combine, then it started to rain and we weren't able to combine for the last two weeks. the rain allowed me to have more free time than is normal for harvest, you might think i would use this free time to accomplish something but alas, i didn't. i went to yorkton one night and partied with some of my buddies including d.j. danny ismond of gx94 fame who i hadn't saw in quite a while, i also gave saskboy a shout to have some beers but he was in calgary(im not sure how i figured out his phone number). i also have some recollections of balcarres bar but im not sure when i was there. tank and i even visited lemberg bar one night.

one of the more interesting things that happened while i was at home was when my dad and i were out checking grain bags. my dad uses large white plastic bags to store some of his grain after it has been combined. when filled these bags stand about 5 to 6 feet tall and can reach lengths of over 200 feet. after checking one of the bags near abernethy we discovered that deer, and racoons had poked holes in the bag to eat the grain inside, needless to say my dad was pretty pissed. after we patched the bag we drove to another bag located right on top of the qu'appelle valley. when we got close and i saw the damage done to this bag i hoped to hell we wouldn't be patching the holes in this one because we would be there for days. in addition to deer, and racoons, bear had broken into this bag. there was grain, animals tracks, and racoon shit everywhere. next year we won't be storing grain in bags near the valley. below is a picture of one of the bear paw prints on the bag with my hand beside to show a comparison in size.


as everyone knows, the stones concerts in regina take place this weekend. i will be in the city friday night for sure and will be wanting to get blacked out drunk after the concert(if im not already), so anyone wanting to join me can track me down in coronach this week until wednesday then ill be back in abernethy on thursday for the long weekend.

also there is a new photo gallery on breakfast meat, its not safe for work or school so be warned, and if anyone has any submissions they would like to make please send them in, all identities will be protected if that is the desire of those submitting.