Thursday, November 30, 2006

Video Updates

any updates to Breakfast Meat Videos will be listed on this blog from now on. Previous updates have been listed below and this same list has been removed from the main page of Breakfast Meat.

(11/21/06):a shit load more music videos added to the Videos section.

(11/21/06):Casino Royale, and The Davinci Code added to the Videos section.

(11/16/06):organized and added some more videos(not t.v. shows or movies) to the video section.

(11/15/06):Brokeback Mountain, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Flushed Away, Inside Man, John Tucker Must Die, March of the Penguins, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Scar Face, Star Wars episodes IV, V, and VI, Thank You For Smoking, This is Spinal Tap, and The Wild have all been added to the Video section.

(11/11/06):added Malcolm in the Middle to the Video section, also alphabetized the t.v. shows.

(11/09/06):need news? check out Breakfast Meat's live feed from C.N.N..

(11/09/06):season three of The O.C. and seasons two through six of Friends have been added to the Videos section.

(11/02/06):the complete series of Firefly,as well as sesons one, two, and part of three of the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica have all been added to the Videos section.

(10/31/06):at the request of Ashley Bazin, Season One of Friends has been added to the Video section.

(10/25/06): a whole shit load of movies added to the Videos section, check them out.

(10/24/06): arrested development, buffy the vampire slayer, everybody hates chris, fresh prince of bel air, batman, clerks, duck man, justice league, spiderman, star wars:clone wars, transformers, xmen, and xmen evolutions have all been added to the video section.
new pictures have been added to the craven 2006 gallery.

(10/21/06): Robot Chicken and Road Runner added to the Video section.

(10/20/06): New episodes of That 70's Show added.

(10/19/06): Celebrity Death Match, Ren and Stimpy, Dawsons Creek, Gumball 3000, Lost, My Name is Earl, One Tree Hill, Prison Break, Supernatural, Viva La Bam, Chapelle's Show, The Office, Desperate Housewives, have been added to the Video section. The following movies have also been added, Jackass the movie, Jackass number 2, Clerks 2, Stewie Griffin:the untold story.

(10/17/06): The Messengers trailer can be viewed here or here.
The topless pictures have been removed at the request of the person in the picture.
The X Files and Band of Brothers have been added to the Video section.

(10/16/06): Beavis and Butthead, Seinfeld, Smallville, Rome, and Trailer Park Boys episodes have been added to the videos section.

(10/14/06): seasons four and five of Scrubs have been updated.

(10/13/06): Futurama, Jackass, American Dad, King of the Hill, Weeds, and That 70's Show have been added to the Video section.

(10/12/06): abuse of the guestbook will not be tolerated, especially when using someone elses name. next time try to have the brains to spell the persons name correctly and not use a deceased persons identity. only Bucka or Ross may make fun of people on this site.

(10/12/06): the video section has been updated to include episodes of Scrubs, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, and South Park.

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The Evolution of Gaming

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

The Ultimate Remedy for Shyness

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how the sexy have fallen

sorry mike, bad news in the britney department again. she was recently spotted partying with everyones favourite amateur pornographer paris hilton, and paris' qualities seem to be rubbing off on britney. normally, a celebrities wardrobe malfunction would be a reason to celebrate but after seeing these pice i was very let down.

VIEW THE UNCENSORED PICS

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A Different Kind of Christmas Poem -- Author Unknown

UPDATE !!!
The author of this poem is Michael Marks, and it is called A Soldiers Christmas. It is featured on Mr.Marks website as well as on the International War Veterans Poetry Archive.



The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
The sound wasn’t loud, and it wasn’t too near,
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn’t quite know,
Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,
Perhaps Canadian, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.
“What are you doing?” I asked without fear,
“Come in this moment, it’s freezing out here!
Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!”
For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,
Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts..
To the window that danced with a warm fire’s light
Then he sighed and he said “Its really all right,
I’m out here by choice. I’m here every night.”
“It’s my duty to stand at the front of the line,
That separates you from the darkest of times.
No one had to ask or beg or implore me,
I’m proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
My Gramps died at ‘Dieppe on a day in December,”
Then he sighed, “That’s a Christmas ‘Gram always remembers.”
My dad stood his watch in that Korean Land’,
And now it is my turn and so, here I am.
I’ve not seen my own son in more than a while,
But my wife sends me pictures, he’s sure got her smile.
Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
Something red and white... a Canadian flag.
I can live through the cold and the being alone,
Away from my family, my house and my home.
I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
I can sleep in a trench with little to eat.
I can carry the weight of killing another,
Or lay down my life with my sister and brother..
Who stand at the front against any and all,
To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall.”
“So go back inside,” he said, “harbor no fright,
Your family is waiting and I’ll be all right.”
“But isn’t there something I can do, at the least,
Give you money,” I asked, “or prepare you a feast?
It seems all too little for all that you’ve done,
For being away from your wife and your son.”
Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
“Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we’re gone,
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled.
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us.”

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top ten signs your starship captain is drunk

as a star trek fan i had to post this, found it from Amy on the Web. and here is the rest.

Top Ten Signs Your Starship Captain is a Drunkard
10.) When Spock mind probes him, Spock gets hammered.
9.) Wakes up next to a Klingon chick at least once a week.
8.) Starts the ship’s self-destruct sequence just to fuck with the yeoman who blew him off in the officer’s lounge.
7.) Each time you discover a new planet he tells Spock to scan the surface for cheap scotch and loose females.
6.) The first thing he says when negotiating with Romulans is, “So, what’s the ale situation?”
5.) McCoy tells him, “I’m a doctor, Jim, not a bartender!”
4.) He keeps slipping down to the engineering room to “discuss ancient Scottish traditions” with Scotty.
3.) Giggles every time Spock says they should launch a “deep space probe.”
2.) Whenever a female yeoman brings him a clipboard he tries to open a tab.
1.) Is willing to make beer runs into the neutral zone.

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Monday, November 27, 2006

burglar tunrs in child pornographer

RED DEER, Alta. (CP) — A Red Deer man has been jailed after an outraged burglar spotted massive amounts of child pornography on his computer and called police. William Mitchell, who pleaded guilty earlier this year in Red Deer provincial court, was charged in October 2005 after RCMP, acting on an anonymous tip, searched his home. An agreed statement says that someone had broken into Mitchell’s residence and taken a video camera. The camera, the tipster said, had images of child pornography and would be left on the steps of a church. Police retrieved the camera and soon realized the burglar had videotaped a computer monitor displaying images of child pornography. Following the address printed on the burglar’s note, police seized computer equipment containing 13,315 pornographic images. Mitchell will remain in jail until he is sentenced on Dec. 1. Cpl. Greg Brown of Red Deer City RCMP said outside the court that the burglary remains unsolved.

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Sunday, November 26, 2006

Liquor and Whores sung by Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys

Liquor and Whores sung by Bubbles from The Trailer Park Boys


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Saturday, November 25, 2006

Speed isn't radar enforced, its boob enforced

the speed bandits video can be found here

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hey Top Gun(Devan), can you do this ?

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Friday, November 24, 2006

tis the season

tis the season for politically correct holiday names. the last couple years merry christmas, happy hannukah, and christmas concerts were replaced with seasons greetings, happy holidays, and winter festivals, WTF !!! as someone who despises most forms of religion on which our holidays are based on, i can understand how people who don't share the same beliefs as the majority of the population may feel left out but come on, if you don't like don't live here. while we're on the topic of political correct holidays, here is an ad from Virgin Mobile. Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you, and pagans too !!!



here are the words to the song.

t's okay if you're a Muslim, a Christian or a Jew,
It's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do,
An all-inclusive celebration,
No contractual obligation,
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you (and pagans too!)
In some ways we're all monkeys,
Well, maybe just a smidgen,
I'm a Scientologist,
That's kind of a religion,
Whose faith is the right one,
It's anybody's guess,
What matters most is camera phones for $20 less.
And there's never any hidden fees,
Oh what a joyous day,
No commitments means I'm proud to go both ways!
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you,
This is gonna be the best Chrismahanukwanzakah ever!

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Official Presidential Turkey Pardon


President bush isn't the only turkey in the White House these days. Today the President pardoned 'flyer', one of two turkeys to choose from for a Presidential pardon from being Thanksgiving supper. The other turkeys name was 'fryer', kind of fitting I think. Flyer almost didn't make the pardoning ceremonies thanks to President Bush's scottish terrier Barney. Apparently Flyer was in the Rose Garden earlier in the day and Barney got out and gave chase to the bird which caused the turkey some distress, you can see the fear in his eyes.

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Thursday, November 23, 2006

wazzzz up, true true

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Humboldt Hospital Tax

posted by redneck stranger on Humboldt Hospital Tax

Humboldt Hospital and 35% Rural Health Tax

There are a number of interesting public policy issues surrounding the recent announcement that the taxpayers of Humboldt and district are required, by the provincial government, to raise millions more for the long promised new hospital.

These issues need to be fully and publicly aired. They include:

1. Is it discrimination for government to demand that rural residents pay for 35% capital construction while urban taxpayers pay nothing?
2. Why can’t Humboldt hospital continue to provide day surgery and other services to help reduce wait times and lists and isn’t that a provincial benefit?
3. What exactly is it that the Humboldt area taxpayers are paying for?
4. Is there a fundamental difference between voluntary fund raising and a Hospital tax?
5. Does a Rural Hospital tax violate the principles of Tommy Douglas’s vision of fair and equitable health care for every citizen of Saskatchewan?

click here to read the rest

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I'm bringin Paxil Back

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You don't always die from tobacco



i don't think this was meant to be funny... it is freaking hilarious, probably not to people suffering from cigarette related illnesses, oh well I guess they should have quit earlier.

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www.abernethysaskatchewan.com

In august i made a few pages and a blog for my home town of Abernethy Saskatchewan on Breakfast Meat. As of today Abernethy now officially has its own web site which can be found at www.abernethysaskatchewan.com . So far none of the content or layout has changed, but if anyone has any comments or suggestions let me know here, in the comments of the Abernethy blog, the Abernethy guest book, or you can email me. If there are any broken links or any mistakes I made in the transfer let me know about them as well.

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Indian Head Today

I found this video from the Indian Head website



Indian Head today


kind of neat that a small Saskatchewan town would have their own internet t.v. show.

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TomKat wedding picture

In the above picture which I found on IMAO you can see that because of Tom and Katie's astounding star power, they were actually able to get the coveted Xenu of Scientology fame to perform their wedding ceremonies. Speaking of Xenu, if you want to play the keep katie quiet game I posted in April it can be found here.

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Kramer loses it, then apologizes

here is the video of Michael Richards(Kramer from Seinfeld) on his racist rant during a comedy show


and here is the video of his apology the night after on David Letterman

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

S.T.C. changes bus schedule in Abernethy, Balcarres, and Lemberg

The bus schedule for the communities of Abernethy, Lemberg, and Balcarres will change because of Federal changes to hours of service regulations for commercial drivers effective November 26th. below is a copy of the schedule.


In addition to the Regina-Churchbridge schedule which Abernethy is on, the following schedules will also be changed on November 26th.

Regina - Yorkton - Canora [Kamsack - Swan River - Preeceville]

Regina - Watson - Melfort [Nipawin - Carrot River - Prince Albert]

Prince Albert - Melfort - Tisdale - Nipawin

Saskatoon - Watson [Canora - Yorkton - Preeceville - Kamsack - Norquay]

Saskatoon - Prince Albert - Melfort - Tisdale - Hudson Bay

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CASH OUT

I thought i'd check out the bar tonight, while i was there i threw a $10 bill into a V.L.T. and played the frog game, and ended up turning that $10 into $260.

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lion hunting

this had bad news written all over it as soon as it starts playing. sent in by Neil Legaarden.

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Friday, November 17, 2006

Roughrider Ping Pong Championship

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Thursday, November 16, 2006

New prosthetic leg may make it possible for war wounded to return to battle


In 2003 BBC News correspondent Stuart Hughes lost one of his legs below the knee after stepping on a landmine in Iraq. Recently he became one of the first people in the UK to be fitted with the worlds first intelligent prosthetic foot. The foot is so advanced that soldiers who were wounded in battle are now being allowed to return to active duty if they wish, instead of being transferred to a desk job or being discharged completely from the military.

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Spy captured in Montreal on eve of release of new James Bond flick

On the eve of James Bond: Casino Royale being released, Canadian authorities capture someone they beleive to be a spy. The alleged spy was arrested using a rarely used National Security Certificate because he was considered a danger to Canada for espionage. Authorities haven't release the mans nationality but are comparing the case to those of Russian spies captured in the past.

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record amount of visitors to breakfast meat

Yesterday, Breakfast Meat received considerably more page loads, and unique visitors than ever before. Most of the people visiting Breakfast Meat were spending their time in the video pages. Prior to yesterday the most page loads and uniques visitors we ever had was when an anonymous hometown chick had her hooters featured in the photo galleries. Hopefully the amount of people visiting this site stays consistent or increases.

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New Movies Added

Brokeback Mountain, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Flushed Away, Inside Man, John Tucker Must Die, March of the Penguins, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Scar Face, Star Wars episodes IV, V, and VI, Thank You For Smoking, This is Spinal Tap, and The Wild have been added to the movies column in the Video section.

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Vote for Breakfast Meat, Abernethy Online, and Abandoned Stuff

Round one of voting in the Canadian Blog Awards has begun. Breakfast Meat is nominated in the following categories, best new blog, and best blog post(for this entry). Abernethy Online is nominated in these categories, best local blog, and best new blog.

Also feel free to vote for Abandoned Stuff, which is nominated in a few categories as well.

Remember to vote everyday !!!

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

some blog things




Your Superhero Profile



Your Superhero Name is The Android Sword

Your Superpower is Unexplained

Your Weakness is Body odors

Your Weapon is Your Thunder Neutralizer

Your Mode of Transportation is Rainbow






You Are 76% Capitalist, 24% Socialist



In general, you support a free economy and business interests.

You tend to think people should fend for themselves, even when times get tough.

However, do think the government should help those who are truly in need.






You Should Have Voted For Bush



(You May Want to Hide This From Your Left-y Blogger Friends)






Your Movie Buff Quotient: 70%



You are a total movie buff. Classics, blockbusters, indie favorites... you've seen most of them.

Your friends know to come to you whenever they need a few good DVD rental suggestions.






You Are a Martini



There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.

You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it!

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Star Trek TOS remastered in high definition trailer

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

virtually jenna-not safe for work of school

Jenna Jameson is a name we all know and love. With the exception of those people in the porn industry or those that personally know Ms. Jameson, pretty much everyone in the world will never know what it is like to 'know' a porn star. That is until now, sort of...


Virtually Jenna is a new P.C. video game created by XStream3D Multimedia Inc's President Brad Abram of Vancouver. The game basically uses the same personalization software that programmers use to put peoples favourite athletes into sports games, only this game features everyones favourite porn stars instead.

If you go to the Virtually Jenna website, you can download a free trial version, not that I did or anything.

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Spider Man 3 Trailer----HOLY SHIT

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Sunday, November 12, 2006

medical uses for marijuana

i found the following at this blog, in addition to this and other funny stuff, the blog has some good tributes to Canadian and American Soldiers for this Rememberance/Veterans/Armistice Day.

Marijuana has been proven to have a multitude of medicinal uses. Andit's not just bunch of potheads wanting to smoke pot either! 2% of themwould reap actual medical benefits!!! Here's Cannabis Canada'srecommendeddosages:Sympton/Illness - Treatment

Glaucoma - 1/4 ounce per week, use as needed

Asthma - two large bong hits per attack

Minor burns - 1 joint every 4-6 hoursInsomnia - bowl at bedtime and as soon as you wake up

Depression - three large bong hits, 5-8 times per day

Hangnail - 1/2 ounce per week as long as symptoms persist

Feel kinda funny - pot brownies after each meal

My balls itch - antifungal cream applied to balls, and 2 - 3 joints perday

Jonesin' for some pot - 1 full ounce every 4 days, refill as needed

Waay tooo stoned man - Smoke as much as needed until you feel 'normal'again

Can't cope with shit - Stay in bed and smoke plenty of pot until better

Getting bored with Quake - One large bong hit everytime you save game

Paranoia - Smoke as much pot as humanly possible (while you still can)

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hey Shredder, will Horatio get this big ?

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we are very very small

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Ramadi Rap

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NHL franchises worth more than ever


Not that most people could afford to buy them before, but the Edmonton Oilers value has rose from $104 million to $146 million. All other Canadian franchises have also risen between 17 and 40 percent since the 2003-04 season.

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Saturday, November 11, 2006

skateboarding on fire

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tazed while shotgunning beer

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chick has accident in hot tub

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Lindsay Lohan calls Paris Hilton a C*NT, I thought chicks hated that word

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Friday, November 10, 2006

T.V. shows, cartoons, movies, and news all available through Breakfast Meat

want to watch your favourite show or movie but can't find it? for approximately the last month i have been compiling links to streaming movies, t.v. sitcoms, cartoons, and news. check them out, and bear in mind that breakfast meat doesn't host any of those videos ourselves, we only provide a link.

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Breakfast Meat in blogger beta

i have made the switch to blogger beta, lets see how it works out.

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five levels of hangovers


One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke--yet you haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover (****)

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You worenice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your ass is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.

Five Star Hangover (*****)

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to take a dump results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'Floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'Floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now...

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Thursday, November 09, 2006

hot chicks get tazered

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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

most corrupt countries

dominoes on crack---kinetic art

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/=S=/

use the signature below to sign your emails and whatever else you can think of to show your support for the Roughriders.

/=S=/

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Monday, November 06, 2006

one point engrish---japanese educational video

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Saturday, November 04, 2006

wiener wacker


lance stocked his last shelf, and bagged his last grocery. here is wishing him luck on his upcoming career on his knees.

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Doogy Howser is gay...doesn't really surprise me


Neil Patrick Harris, the guy who played Doogie Howser M.D. has reportedly come out of the closet. I never suspected Doogie was gay, especially after his stripper loving portrayal of himself in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle but it doesn't really surprise me either. After I saw this photo though, it kind of makes more sense though.

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Friday, November 03, 2006

don't actually do this to get booze, just ask BACON to pull

if anyone needs booze so bad that they would actually think about doing this, give your head a shake then go ask BACON to pull for you. He'll help you out.

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History of Drugs: 450 B.C.–2006 C.E.

from BLENDER magazine
450 BC
Greek historian Herodotus records how tribesmen living near Mongolia throw hemp seeds onto a hot stone. “As it burns, it smokes like incense and the smell of it makes them drunk, just as wine does,” he writes of what sounds suspiciously like a pre-Christian Bonnaroo. “As more fruit is thrown on, they get more and more intoxicated until they jump up and start singing and dancing.”
1797
British poet and opium addict Samuel Taylor Coleridge wakes from a drug-induced sleep and writes his poem “Kubla Khan.” The hallucinogenic verses will later inspire the Rush track “Xanadu,” and maybe those nifty drum rolls in “Tom Sawyer” too.
1928
Louis Armstrong releases “Muggles,” whose title is the trumpeter’s pet name for marijuana. This, in turn, may help explain why he found the world so “wonderful.”
1937
Harry Anslinger, first commissioner of the Bureau of Narcotics, warns Congress that “coloreds with big lips” are “luring white women with jazz and marijuana.” He calls pot “the most violence-causing drug in the history of mankind.” In response, Congress takes the first step toward outlawing it with the Marihuana Tax Act.
1940
Jazz saxophonist and drug dealer Milton “Mezz” Mezzrow is sent to prison for three years for selling marijuana.
1943
LSD is created by scientist Albert Hoffman, who accidentally ingests it through his fingers. He is subsequently forced to lie down and sinks into a “not unpleasant, intoxicated condition characterized by an extremely stimulated imagination.”
1943
Keith Richards is born.
1954
Author Aldous Huxley publishes The Doors of Perception, which describes his experience taking mescaline. The similarly hallucinogen-friendly Jim Morrison will later name his band the Doors in tribute.
1955
Jazz saxophonist and longtime heroin addict Charlie Parker dies at the age of 34—not in his fifties, which is what the coroner who conducts the autopsy on Parker’s drug-ravaged body estimates he is.
1959
Jazz singer, alcoholic and drug addict Billie Holiday is hospitalized suffering from heart and liver problems. While undergoing treatment, she is arrested after a quantity of cocaine is discovered in her tissue box. Nearly two months after being admitted, she dies.
1960
The Beatles begin playing a series of residencies in Hamburg, Germany, where they consume uppers such as Captogen and Preludin, which they purchase, unglamorously, from a men’s-room attendant.
1964
Bob Dylan introduces the Beatles to marijuana. “It opened a different kind of sensibility,” Paul McCartney later recalls. “Instead of Scotch and Coke and ciggies it became pot and wine.”
1965
Beach Boy songwriting genius Brian Wilson takes acid for the first—but by no means last—time after a friend tells him it will “really expand” his vision. Instead he stares at a lava lamp for an hour and then plays the same note on the piano for another 30 minutes.
1965
San Francisco rockers the Warlocks start playing the “Acid Tests,” a series of LSD-fueled happenings organized by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest author Ken Kesey. Later, while skimming through a dictionary under the influence of DMT, the band’s leader Jerry Garcia decides they should change their name to the Grateful Dead.
1965
Beatles George Harrison and John Lennon attend a dinner party where their host puts LSD-spiked sugar lumps in their coffees. Harrison later recalled the ensuing trip as “like a nightmare that wouldn’t stop. None of us got over it for about three days.”
1966
Bob Dylan releases “Rainy Day Women #12 & 35” (druggiest lyric: “But I would not feel so all alone/Everybody must get stoned”).
1966
Rolling Stone Brian Jones starts to have regular fits brought on by LSD. A mischievous Keith Richards makes matters worse by repeatedly asking “Is it the fucking snakes again, Brian?” 1967
The Beatles release Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. Included among its tracks is “Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds,” a song the remarkably straight-faced John Lennon maintains is not about acid but was rather inspired by one of son Julian’s drawings.
1967
The Velvet Underground and Nico release their self-titled album, which includes the drug-dealer-oriented “I’m Waiting for the Man” and the heroin-oriented “Heroin.”
1968
Pink Floyd’s erratic, acid-taking frontman, Syd Barrett, is effectively fired from the band when the rest of the group decide not to pick him up on the way to a show in Southampton, England. He will make two solo albums before becoming a permanent recluse.
1969
At the Woodstock festival, Carlos Santana takes mescaline, assuming, wrongly, that he will have plenty of time to come down before he has to play his set. “It was pretty scary,” he will later tell Blender. “Especially when the neck of your guitar is dancing like a snake.”
1970
Janis Joplin dies from a heroin overdose in a Los Angeles hotel. Her body is not found for almost a day.
1970
Burger fiend and pill-popper Elvis Presley writes to President Richard Nixon asking to be named a federal agent at large so that he can better combat the country’s drug problems. The pair subsequently meet at the White House, where Presley is given a badge from the bureau of narcotics.
1970
Jimi Hendrix overdoses on a mixture of alcohol, amphetamines, downers, tranquilizers and a prescription drug, Vesparax. He chokes to death on his own vomit.
1973
In the wake of his acid experiences, Brian Wilson’s brain effectively turns to blancmange. Increasingly reclusive, Wilson develops a serious cocaine addiction, starts snorting heroin and balloons to 250 pounds. In the next three years he fails to deliver a single song to the Beach Boys.
1973
Country-rocker and Stones buddy Gram Parsons dies from a drug overdose, proving once and for all that you should never try to keep up with Keith Richards’s drug intake.
1973
Record-company executive and cocaine abuser Neil Bogart forms Casablanca Records, the most drug-drenched label of all time. “If you were into drugs,” one employee will later recall, “you were in Camelot.” Every afternoon a young assistant visits executives and takes their narcotic orders. The company will enjoy huge success with Kiss but not so much with Godz and Bugs Tomorrow.
1975
Neil Young releases the brilliant but bleak album Tonight’s the Night, inspired by the heroin overdoses of close friends Bruce Berry and Crazy Horse guitarist Danny Whitten.
1976
Fleetwood Mac spend months recording the classic Rumours. Their perfectionism is fueled by “yards and yards” of cocaine. Christine McVie would later recall, “It was quite natural to walk around with a great old sack of cocaine in your pocket and do these huge rails, popping acid, making hash cookies.”
1976
Peter Tosh releases the marijuana-extolling “Legalize It” (druggiest lyric: “Singers smoke it/And players of instruments, too/Legalize it, yea-ah yea-ah/That’s the best thing you can do.”)
1976
Queens punk originators the Ramones release “Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue.”
1976
Neil Young performs at the Band’s historic Last Waltz show with a cocaine-booger dangling from one nostril.
1977
Studio 54 opens in New York. The disco era’s most famous club becomes infamous for having every bit as lax an attitude towards drug use as you might expect from an establishment whose décor includes a massive silver spoon.
1977
Elvis Presley dies of cardiac arrhythmia. The postmortem reveals traces of a dozen drugs in his bloodstream, including codeine, Quaaludes, Valium, Valmid, Placidyl, pentobarbital, butabarbital and phenobarbital.
1978
The Who drummer Keith Moon fatally overdoses after consuming “a bucket of pills.” Ironically, the pills in question are a prescription drug called Heminevrin, which he has been taking in an attempt to cure his chronic alcoholism.
1978
At New York’s Chelsea Hotel, the Sex Pistols’ Sid Vicious awakens from a drug-induced stupor to find girlfriend Nancy Spungen stabbed to death with Vicious’s knife. He later tells police, “I did it because I’m a dirty dog,” but there is doubt whether he committed the crime. He is still awaiting trial four months later when he dies of a heroin overdose.
1981
Washington, D.C., hardcore band Minor Threat release the anti-drug track “Straight Edge” (anti-druggiest lyric: “Laugh at the thought of eating ’ludes/Laugh at the thought of sniffing glue/Always gonna keep in touch/Never want to use a crutch.”) The track will inspire the clean-living movement of the same name.
1981
Pre-fame (but by no means pre-drug) Mötley Crüe members Nikki Sixx, Tommy Lee and Vince Neil move into a building near L.A.’s Whiskey A Go-Go club, where, according to Neil, “every night after we played, half the crowd would come back to our house and drink and do blow, Percodan, Quaaludes and whatever else we could get for free.”
1982
Hippie drug fiend David Crosby is arrested in a Dallas nightclub for possessing cocaine and a firearm.
1982
New Order’s label Factory Records opens the Hacienda in Manchester, England. Initially it’s a failure, but the club’s Ecstasy-fueled raves birth the pill-crazy “Madchester” scene, from which spring the Stone Roses and the Happy Mondays. The club also attracts armed drug dealers, whose presence will hasten the club’s 1997 demise.
1983
Declaring that drugs could destroy “our whole next generation,” first lady Nancy Reagan launches her “Just Say No” campaign. Music stars who will later support her efforts include LaToya Jackson and, somewhat ironically, Whitney Houston.
1983
Freebase addict Grandmaster Flash releases the anti-coke classic “White Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It)”
1984
Ozzy Osbourne, while on tour with Mötley Crüe supporting Bark at the Moon, snorts a line of ants after running out of cocaine.
1987
Nikki Sixx overdoses and is declared clinically dead, but recovers. The European leg of Mötley Crüe’s tour is subsequently canceled, with the excuse given that there is too much snow—not up Crüe members’ noses but on venue roofs.
1987
Guns N’ Roses release their debut album, Appetite for Destruction, which includes two, count ’em, two songs that name-check heroin: “Mr. Brownstone” and “My Michelle.”
1988
Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist Hillel Slovak dies from a heroin overdose. His replacement, John Frusciante, will say “screw you, learning curve!” by also abusing the drug.
1989
The New York Times declares that the worsening crack epidemic is threatening the failure of all civilized life. Those who fail to help the situation include a pre-fame Jay-Z and Snoop Dogg, both of whom will deal the drug.
1989
The Houston-based “Sizzurp” scene is born when DJ Screw (Robert Davis Jr.) makes the first of his slowed-down hip-hop mix-tapes. Over the next decade, hundreds more will follow, eagerly bought by rap fans, many of whom, like Screw himself, are drinking codeine-infused cough syrup.
1990
In a non-doctor-approved attempt to ease his chronic stomach pain, future grunge icon Kurt Cobain shoots heroin for the first time. He subsequently writes in his diary that he has decided to become a junkie.
1991
Former New York Doll Johnny Thunders dies from an overdose of cocaine and methadone.
1991
Redman releases “How to Roll a Blunt.” Druggiest lyric: “Lick the blunt and then the Phillie blunt middle you split/Don’t have a razor blade, use ya fuckin’ fingertips.”
1992
Toto drummer Jeff Porcaro dies. At first it is reported that Porcaro had become ill after applying pesticides to his lawn, but it will later be announced by the coroner that his demise was thanks to a cocaine-induced hardening of the arteries.
1992
Dr. Dre releases his weed-lovin’ debut solo album, The Chronic. It will go on to sell more than five million copies.
1993
Militant marijuana rappers Cypress Hill release Hits From the Bong.
1993
Depeche Mode lead singer Dave Gahan’s weight drops to just 100 pounds in the course of the band’s narco-blitzed 14-month Songs of Faith and Devotion world tour.
1994
In March, Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain falls into a drug-induced coma while the band are on tour in Italy. The next month he fatally shoots himself after injecting heroin.
1994
Method Man releases “Tical” (druggiest lyric: “What’s that shit the niggaz smokin’?/Tical, tical, tical/Pass it over here/Tical, tical, tical”).
1995
Grateful Dead overlord and junkie Jerry Garcia dies. Although traces of heroin are found in his bloodstream, a coroner’s office spokesman states that the guitarist died from a heart attack and not an overdose. In one of history’s greatest understatements, the spokesman also points out that Garcia “didn’t take care of himself.”
1996
Sublime singer Bradley Nowell dies of a heroin overdose two months before the release of his band’s breakthrough album, which will sell over five million copies.
1998
Stone Temple Pilots singer Scott Weiland is arrested in New York in possession of heroin. “I just bought some drugs,” he tells the police, unnecessarily.
1999
Ol’ Dirty Bastard is arrested by police, who find him in possession of 20 bags of cocaine. A distressed ODB tries to convince the cops that, as children “look up” to the Wu-Tang rapper, perhaps they can make the drugs “disappear.” They don’t.
2000
Houston rapper Big Moe releases the cough-syrup-oriented CD The City of Syrup. Six months later, his mentor, “sizzurp” pioneer DJ Screw, dies of a codeine overdose.
2000
Queens of the Stone Age release “Feel Good Hit of the Summer” (druggiest lyric: “Nicotine, valium, Vicodin, marijuana, Ecstasy and alcohol/ C-c-c-c-c-cocaine”).
2001
Afroman releases the novelty hit “Because I Got High.”
2001
Scott Weiland discovers that what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas when he is arrested for pushing his wife against a wall after she attempts to prevent his buying prescription drugs.
2002
Weed dealers across America weep like children when longtime herbalist Snoop Dogg announces that he has quit smoking pot.
2002
In Seattle, Alice in Chains frontman Layne Staley fatally overdoses on heroin and cocaine. His body is not found for two weeks.
2002
On Primetime Live, a distressed-looking Whitney Houston responds to Diane Sawyer’s questions about her drug use by admitting, “I grant you, I partied.” But the diva denies rumors that she has become addicted to crack, explaining that she makes “too much money” to smoke the drug.
2002
In Las Vegas, Who bassist John Entwistle dies from heart disease exacerbated by cocaine use. 2002
Bassist Dee Dee Ramone dies from a heroin overdose.
2004
Shortly before the release of Wilco’s A Ghost Is Born, singer Jeff Tweedy enters rehab for treatment of his addiction to painkillers.
2004
Almost 40 years after its release, Paul McCartney fails to shock the world by finally admitting that “Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds” is, indeed, about acid.
2004
On his Comedy Central show, Dave Chappelle lampoons funk legend Rick James’s propensity for drug-induced mayhem. Chappelle is assisted in this by the bassist himself but, seven months later, James is dead. The subsequent autopsy blames an enlarged heart due to the effects of multiple drugs such as cocaine, methamphetamine, Xanax, Valium and Vicodin.
2005
Rap mogul Irv Gotti is charged with laundering drug money for a New York drug trafficker. 2005
Weezer release the anti-drug song “We Are All on Drugs” (anti-druggiest lyric: “And the best of your days/Will all vanish into haze/When you’re on drugs”).
2006
Rehab fever sweeps the nation! Mel Gibson enters detox after an arrest on suspicion of DUI that features an anti-Semitic tirade; Mere months into his marriage to actress Nicole Kidman, country star Keith Urban cancels his Country Music Awards appearance to enter rehab for alcohol abuse; Congressman Mark Foley [R-FL] checks into the Sierra Tucson treatment center amidst an investigation into sexually explicit emails that he had been sending to male teenage pages; After 20 years of sobriety, actor Robin Williams seeks treatment for alcoholism; '80s pop star Boy George sidesteps jail time for a cocaine charge by entering rehab; Keane's lead singer Tom Chaplin cancels tour plans for Under the Iron Sea and enters posh clinic the Priory, where he meets Babyshambles lead singer Pete Doherty and the Darkness' Justin Hawkins. Silver lining: the three click as friends and begin writing together! Maybe drugs aren't that bad, after all!

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Thursday, November 02, 2006

these glutes were made for walking



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Star Trek Legacy

There is a new Star Trek video game being released this month on P.C. and Xbox 360. It looks a thousand times better than Star Trek:Shattered Universe which was made for the original Xbox a couple years ago. In this new title you can play online against others, or by yourself in single player. Every starship from the Star Trek franchise including those from Enterprise, TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY, and all the movies will be featured in this new game.

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Gainer the Gopher appeared on Canada A.M.

Our beloved mascot Gainer, and minister of Recreation Glenn Hagel appeared on Canada A.M. this morning in regards to the ban of Gainer from McMahon Stadium in Calgary this weekend. You can watch the interview HERE.

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Save Gainer Video by James Whittingham

funny video in honour of Gainer, created by James Whittingham of Regina Radio.

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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Sex Addict

Rolling Stones postpone Vancouver concert


The Rolling Stones are postponing their upcoming concert in Vancouver. It has been rescheduled from Friday to November 25th. They have also postponed concerts in Oakland, and Los Angeles, as well as cancelling their concert in Honolulu. The postponements are the result of Mick Jagger taking four days off to recover from throat problems.
Thank God he wasn't under the weather prior to the concerts in Regina.

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GainerGate

Gainer the Gopher has been banned from attending the upcoming playoff game between Saskatchewan, and Calgary in Calgary. I can understand why Stampeder brass would want to keep him out, he would rally the thousands of Saskatchewan fans attending the game and make it more difficult for the Stamps to concentrate and win. Gainer should still travel to Calgary and demonstrate outside the stadium though.

I looked up Gainer the Gopher on Wikipedia, and there was no entry, so I decided to start one. You can check it out here.
here is the Calgary Sun article about the ban of Gainer.

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