Video Updates

any updates to Breakfast Meat Videos will be listed on this blog from now on. Previous updates have been listed below and this same list has been removed from the main page of Breakfast Meat.

(11/21/06):a shit load more music videos added to the Videos section.

(11/21/06):Casino Royale, and The Davinci Code added to the Videos section.

(11/16/06):organized and added some more videos(not t.v. shows or movies) to the video section.

(11/15/06):Brokeback Mountain, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Flushed Away, Inside Man, John Tucker Must Die, March of the Penguins, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Scar Face, Star Wars episodes IV, V, and VI, Thank You For Smoking, This is Spinal Tap, and The Wild have all been added to the Video section.

(11/11/06):added Malcolm in the Middle to the Video section, also alphabetized the t.v. shows.

(11/09/06):need news? check out Breakfast Meat's live feed from C.N.N..

(11/09/06):season three of The O.C. and seasons two through six of Friends have been added to the Videos section.

(11/02/06):the complete series of Firefly,as well as sesons one, two, and part of three of the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica have all been added to the Videos section.

(10/31/06):at the request of Ashley Bazin, Season One of Friends has been added to the Video section.

(10/25/06): a whole shit load of movies added to the Videos section, check them out.

(10/24/06): arrested development, buffy the vampire slayer, everybody hates chris, fresh prince of bel air, batman, clerks, duck man, justice league, spiderman, star wars:clone wars, transformers, xmen, and xmen evolutions have all been added to the video section.
new pictures have been added to the craven 2006 gallery.

(10/21/06): Robot Chicken and Road Runner added to the Video section.

(10/20/06): New episodes of That 70's Show added.

(10/19/06): Celebrity Death Match, Ren and Stimpy, Dawsons Creek, Gumball 3000, Lost, My Name is Earl, One Tree Hill, Prison Break, Supernatural, Viva La Bam, Chapelle's Show, The Office, Desperate Housewives, have been added to the Video section. The following movies have also been added, Jackass the movie, Jackass number 2, Clerks 2, Stewie Griffin:the untold story.

(10/17/06): The Messengers trailer can be viewed here or here.
The topless pictures have been removed at the request of the person in the picture.
The X Files and Band of Brothers have been added to the Video section.

(10/16/06): Beavis and Butthead, Seinfeld, Smallville, Rome, and Trailer Park Boys episodes have been added to the videos section.

(10/14/06): seasons four and five of Scrubs have been updated.

(10/13/06): Futurama, Jackass, American Dad, King of the Hill, Weeds, and That 70's Show have been added to the Video section.

(10/12/06): abuse of the guestbook will not be tolerated, especially when using someone elses name. next time try to have the brains to spell the persons name correctly and not use a deceased persons identity. only Bucka or Ross may make fun of people on this site.

(10/12/06): the video section has been updated to include episodes of Scrubs, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, and South Park.

The Evolution of Gaming

The Ultimate Remedy for Shyness

how the sexy have fallen

sorry mike, bad news in the britney department again. she was recently spotted partying with everyones favourite amateur pornographer paris hilton, and paris' qualities seem to be rubbing off on britney. normally, a celebrities wardrobe malfunction would be a reason to celebrate but after seeing these pice i was very let down.

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A Different Kind of Christmas Poem -- Author Unknown

The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,

I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.

My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,

My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.

Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,

Transforming the yard to a winter delight.

The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,

Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.

My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,

Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.

In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,

So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.

The sound wasn’t loud, and it wasn’t too near,

But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.

Perhaps just a cough, I didn’t quite know,

Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.

My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,

And I crept to the door just to see who was near.

Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,

A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,

Perhaps Canadian, huddled here in the cold.

Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,

Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.

“What are you doing?” I asked without fear,

“Come in this moment, it’s freezing out here!

Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,

You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!”

For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,

Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts..

To the window that danced with a warm fire’s light

Then he sighed and he said “Its really all right,

I’m out here by choice. I’m here every night.”

“It’s my duty to stand at the front of the line,

That separates you from the darkest of times.

No one had to ask or beg or implore me,

I’m proud to stand here like my fathers before me.

My Gramps died at ‘Dieppe on a day in December,”

Then he sighed, “That’s a Christmas ‘Gram always remembers.”

My dad stood his watch in that Korean Land’,

And now it is my turn and so, here I am.

I’ve not seen my own son in more than a while,

But my wife sends me pictures, he’s sure got her smile.

Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,

Something red and white... a Canadian flag.

I can live through the cold and the being alone,

Away from my family, my house and my home.

I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,

I can sleep in a trench with little to eat.

I can carry the weight of killing another,

Or lay down my life with my sister and brother..

Who stand at the front against any and all,

To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall.”

“So go back inside,” he said, “harbor no fright,

Your family is waiting and I’ll be all right.”

“But isn’t there something I can do, at the least,

Give you money,” I asked, “or prepare you a feast?

It seems all too little for all that you’ve done,

For being away from your wife and your son.”

Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,

“Just tell us you love us, and never forget.

To fight for our rights back at home while we’re gone,

To stand your own watch, no matter how long.

For when we come home, either standing or dead,

To know you remember we fought and we bled.

Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,

That we mattered to you as you mattered to us.”

top ten signs your starship captain is drunk

as a star trek fan i had to post this, found it from Amy on the Web. and here is the rest.

Top Ten Signs Your Starship Captain is a Drunkard
10.) When Spock mind probes him, Spock gets hammered.
9.) Wakes up next to a Klingon chick at least once a week.
8.) Starts the ship’s self-destruct sequence just to fuck with the yeoman who blew him off in the officer’s lounge.
7.) Each time you discover a new planet he tells Spock to scan the surface for cheap scotch and loose females.
6.) The first thing he says when negotiating with Romulans is, “So, what’s the ale situation?”
5.) McCoy tells him, “I’m a doctor, Jim, not a bartender!”
4.) He keeps slipping down to the engineering room to “discuss ancient Scottish traditions” with Scotty.
3.) Giggles every time Spock says they should launch a “deep space probe.”
2.) Whenever a female yeoman brings him a clipboard he tries to open a tab.
1.) Is willing to make beer runs into the neutral zone.

burglar tunrs in child pornographer

RED DEER, Alta. (CP) — A Red Deer man has been jailed after an outraged burglar spotted massive amounts of child pornography on his computer and called police. William Mitchell, who pleaded guilty earlier this year in Red Deer provincial court, was charged in October 2005 after RCMP, acting on an anonymous tip, searched his home. An agreed statement says that someone had broken into Mitchell’s residence and taken a video camera. The camera, the tipster said, had images of child pornography and would be left on the steps of a church. Police retrieved the camera and soon realized the burglar had videotaped a computer monitor displaying images of child pornography. Following the address printed on the burglar’s note, police seized computer equipment containing 13,315 pornographic images. Mitchell will remain in jail until he is sentenced on Dec. 1. Cpl. Greg Brown of Red Deer City RCMP said outside the court that the burglary remains unsolved.

Liquor and Whores sung by Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys

Liquor and Whores sung by Bubbles from The Trailer Park Boys

Speed isn't radar enforced, its boob enforced

the speed bandits video can be found here

hey Top Gun(Devan), can you do this ?

tis the season

tis the season for politically correct holiday names. the last couple years merry christmas, happy hannukah, and christmas concerts were replaced with seasons greetings, happy holidays, and winter festivals, WTF !!! as someone who despises most forms of religion on which our holidays are based on, i can understand how people who don't share the same beliefs as the majority of the population may feel left out but come on, if you don't like don't live here. while we're on the topic of political correct holidays, here is an ad from Virgin Mobile. Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you, and pagans too !!!



here are the words to the song.

t's okay if you're a Muslim, a Christian or a Jew,
It's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do,
An all-inclusive celebration,
No contractual obligation,
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you (and pagans too!)
In some ways we're all monkeys,
Well, maybe just a smidgen,
I'm a Scientologist,
That's kind of a religion,
Whose faith is the right one,
It's anybody's guess,
What matters most is camera phones for $20 less.
And there's never any hidden fees,
Oh what a joyous day,
No commitments means I'm proud to go both ways!
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you,
This is gonna be the best Chrismahanukwanzakah ever!

Official Presidential Turkey Pardon

President bush isn't the only turkey in the White House these days. Today the President pardoned 'flyer', one of two turkeys to choose from for a Presidential pardon from being Thanksgiving supper. The other turkeys name was 'fryer', kind of fitting I think. Flyer almost didn't make the pardoning ceremonies thanks to President Bush's scottish terrier Barney. Apparently Flyer was in the Rose Garden earlier in the day and Barney got out and gave chase to the bird which caused the turkey some distress, you can see the fear in his eyes.

wazzzz up, true true

Humboldt Hospital Tax

posted by redneck stranger on Humboldt Hospital Tax

Humboldt Hospital and 35% Rural Health Tax

There are a number of interesting public policy issues surrounding the recent announcement that the taxpayers of Humboldt and district are required, by the provincial government, to raise millions more for the long promised new hospital.

These issues need to be fully and publicly aired. They include:

1. Is it discrimination for government to demand that rural residents pay for 35% capital construction while urban taxpayers pay nothing?
2. Why can’t Humboldt hospital continue to provide day surgery and other services to help reduce wait times and lists and isn’t that a provincial benefit?
3. What exactly is it that the Humboldt area taxpayers are paying for?
4. Is there a fundamental difference between voluntary fund raising and a Hospital tax?
5. Does a Rural Hospital tax violate the principles of Tommy Douglas’s vision of fair and equitable health care for every citizen of Saskatchewan?

click here to read the rest

I'm bringin Paxil Back

You don't always die from tobacco

i don't think this was meant to be funny... it is freaking hilarious, probably not to people suffering from cigarette related illnesses, oh well I guess they should have quit earlier.

www.abernethysaskatchewan.com

In august i made a few pages and a blog for my home town of Abernethy Saskatchewan on Breakfast Meat. As of today Abernethy now officially has its own web site which can be found at www.abernethysaskatchewan.com . So far none of the content or layout has changed, but if anyone has any comments or suggestions let me know here, in the comments of the Abernethy blog, the Abernethy guest book, or you can email me. If there are any broken links or any mistakes I made in the transfer let me know about them as well.

Indian Head Today

I found this video from the Indian Head website



Indian Head today


kind of neat that a small Saskatchewan town would have their own internet t.v. show.

TomKat wedding picture

In the above picture which I found on IMAO you can see that because of Tom and Katie's astounding star power, they were actually able to get the coveted Xenu of Scientology fame to perform their wedding ceremonies. Speaking of Xenu, if you want to play the keep katie quiet game I posted in April it can be found here.

Kramer loses it, then apologizes

here is the video of Michael Richards(Kramer from Seinfeld) on his racist rant during a comedy show


and here is the video of his apology the night after on David Letterman

S.T.C. changes bus schedule in Abernethy, Balcarres, and Lemberg

The bus schedule for the communities of Abernethy, Lemberg, and Balcarres will change because of Federal changes to hours of service regulations for commercial drivers effective November 26th. below is a copy of the schedule.

In addition to the Regina-Churchbridge schedule which Abernethy is on, the following schedules will also be changed on November 26th.

Regina - Yorkton - Canora [Kamsack - Swan River - Preeceville]

Regina - Watson - Melfort [Nipawin - Carrot River - Prince Albert]

Prince Albert - Melfort - Tisdale - Nipawin

Saskatoon - Watson [Canora - Yorkton - Preeceville - Kamsack - Norquay]

Saskatoon - Prince Albert - Melfort - Tisdale - Hudson Bay

CASH OUT

I thought i'd check out the bar tonight, while i was there i threw a $10 bill into a V.L.T. and played the frog game, and ended up turning that $10 into $260.

lion hunting

this had bad news written all over it as soon as it starts playing. sent in by Neil Legaarden.

Roughrider Ping Pong Championship

New prosthetic leg may make it possible for war wounded to return to battle

In 2003 BBC News correspondent Stuart Hughes lost one of his legs below the knee after stepping on a landmine in Iraq. Recently he became one of the first people in the UK to be fitted with the worlds first intelligent prosthetic foot. The foot is so advanced that soldiers who were wounded in battle are now being allowed to return to active duty if they wish, instead of being transferred to a desk job or being discharged completely from the military.

read the full story here.

Spy captured in Montreal on eve of release of new James Bond flick

On the eve of James Bond: Casino Royale being released, Canadian authorities capture someone they beleive to be a spy. The alleged spy was arrested using a rarely used National Security Certificate because he was considered a danger to Canada for espionage. Authorities haven't release the mans nationality but are comparing the case to those of Russian spies captured in the past.

record amount of visitors to breakfast meat

Yesterday, Breakfast Meat received considerably more page loads, and unique visitors than ever before. Most of the people visiting Breakfast Meat were spending their time in the video pages. Prior to yesterday the most page loads and uniques visitors we ever had was when an anonymous hometown chick had her hooters featured in the photo galleries. Hopefully the amount of people visiting this site stays consistent or increases.

New Movies Added

Brokeback Mountain, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Flushed Away, Inside Man, John Tucker Must Die, March of the Penguins, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Scar Face, Star Wars episodes IV, V, and VI, Thank You For Smoking, This is Spinal Tap, and The Wild have been added to the movies column in the Video section.

Vote for Breakfast Meat, Abernethy Online, and Abandoned Stuff

Round one of voting in the Canadian Blog Awards has begun. Breakfast Meat is nominated in the following categories, best new blog, and best blog post(for this entry). Abernethy Online is nominated in these categories, best local blog, and best new blog.

Also feel free to vote for Abandoned Stuff, which is nominated in a few categories as well.

Remember to vote everyday !!!

some blog things

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Android Sword Your Superpower is Unexplained Your Weakness is Body odors Your Weapon is Your Thunder Neutralizer Your Mode of Transportation is Rainbow

What's your Superhero Name?

You Are 76% Capitalist, 24% Socialist

In general, you support a free economy and business interests. You tend to think people should fend for themselves, even when times get tough. However, do think the government should help those who are truly in need.

Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?

You Should Have Voted For Bush

(You May Want to Hide This From Your Left-y Blogger Friends)

Who Should You Have Voted For in 2004?

Your Movie Buff Quotient: 70%

You are a total movie buff. Classics, blockbusters, indie favorites... you've seen most of them. Your friends know to come to you whenever they need a few good DVD rental suggestions.

Are You a Movie Buff?

You Are a Martini

There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush. You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it!

What Mixed Drink Are You?

Star Trek TOS remastered in high definition trailer

virtually jenna-not safe for work of school

Jenna Jameson is a name we all know and love. With the exception of those people in the porn industry or those that personally know Ms. Jameson, pretty much everyone in the world will never know what it is like to 'know' a porn star. That is until now, sort of...


Virtually Jenna is a new P.C. video game created by XStream3D Multimedia Inc's President Brad Abram of Vancouver. The game basically uses the same personalization software that programmers use to put peoples favourite athletes into sports games, only this game features everyones favourite porn stars instead.

If you go to the Virtually Jenna website, you can download a free trial version, not that I did or anything.

Spider Man 3 Trailer----HOLY SHIT

medical uses for marijuana

i found the following at this blog, in addition to this and other funny stuff, the blog has some good tributes to Canadian and American Soldiers for this Rememberance/Veterans/Armistice Day.

Marijuana has been proven to have a multitude of medicinal uses. Andit's not just bunch of potheads wanting to smoke pot either! 2% of themwould reap actual medical benefits!!! Here's Cannabis Canada'srecommendeddosages:Sympton/Illness - Treatment

Glaucoma - 1/4 ounce per week, use as needed

Asthma - two large bong hits per attack

Minor burns - 1 joint every 4-6 hoursInsomnia - bowl at bedtime and as soon as you wake up

Depression - three large bong hits, 5-8 times per day

Hangnail - 1/2 ounce per week as long as symptoms persist

Feel kinda funny - pot brownies after each meal

My balls itch - antifungal cream applied to balls, and 2 - 3 joints perday

Jonesin' for some pot - 1 full ounce every 4 days, refill as needed

Waay tooo stoned man - Smoke as much as needed until you feel 'normal'again

Can't cope with shit - Stay in bed and smoke plenty of pot until better

Getting bored with Quake - One large bong hit everytime you save game

Paranoia - Smoke as much pot as humanly possible (while you still can)

hey Shredder, will Horatio get this big ?

we are very very small

Ramadi Rap

NHL franchises worth more than ever

Not that most people could afford to buy them before, but the Edmonton Oilers value has rose from $104 million to $146 million. All other Canadian franchises have also risen between 17 and 40 percent since the 2003-04 season.

skateboarding on fire

tazed while shotgunning beer

chick has accident in hot tub

Lindsay Lohan calls Paris Hilton a C*NT, I thought chicks hated that word

T.V. shows, cartoons, movies, and news all available through Breakfast Meat

want to watch your favourite show or movie but can't find it? for approximately the last month i have been compiling links to streaming movies, t.v. sitcoms, cartoons, and news. check them out, and bear in mind that breakfast meat doesn't host any of those videos ourselves, we only provide a link.

Breakfast Meat in blogger beta

i have made the switch to blogger beta, lets see how it works out.

five levels of hangovers

One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke--yet you haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover (****)

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You worenice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your ass is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.

Five Star Hangover (*****)

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to take a dump results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'Floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'Floater' seems to be