Breakfast Meat is Back AGAIN !!! What have you missed ?

It has been a while since we updated the site, and since anyone has even layed their eyes on it.
What has happened since last time we updated ?
1) The Federal Budget has been passed despite the fact that Saskatchewan was ass raped like a sloppy seconds hooker at a wife swapping party. Whether you agree or disagree if Saskatchean needs, or deserves the revenue from non renewable resources, you're an idiot if you deny that the Federal government lied after they only gave Saskatchewan part of what they were promised.
2) I received self inflicted frost bite after viewing a video online with Chicken Wing and Dani.
3)Dani, Krystal, and Myself woke Brokeback(Chicken Wing) up at approximately 4 a.m. after shutting down the bar and drinking crazy glass riddled shots with Korean Dave. After that, the memory card from my camera mysteriously disappeared in what can only be described as some sort of Kung Fu Asian trickery. The card was taken because someone didn't want Breakfast Meat's loyal viewers to see what can modestly be described as a huge titted asian on a perky titted russian exploring their lesbian curiosity, while Chicken Wing defended his heterosexuality because the huge titted asian and perky titted russian couldn't give him a steamer. (don't worry, I got the memory card back and will be putting the videos of said lesbian curiosity on YourTube shortly)
4) Bucka got destroyed and puke showed on his birthday after he drank a fraction of the skunky wine that Cory and I drank. A severed Elk leg being draped over his neck might have also had something to do with the loss of his lunch, but I doubt it.