Words of WIsdom from Tyson Chan

Last night Tyson, Chuck, Dani, and I were playing some casual drinking games and shooting the shit, before too long Tyson was drunk out of his mind. This morning he was pretty hung over and couldn't remember a lot of what happened, and he seemed pretty pissed off when he realized his toe nails were painted red. Below are some of the funnier things he was spouting off about that we were able to write down.

"Well look at you gravity, I will go imperial on your ass"

"I cannot pick a restaurant that serves good portions like this, and I don't drive a Sante Fe"

"I'm serious like a satellite radio"

"Vanna just walks around and touches the letters, they just say V or W or 24th letter of the alphabet"

"Do I get a trip or a free spin, or what the fuck ? How about a W ?"

"If I bought a vowel I'd be broke, so spin the fucking wheel"

"well, is it the queen of diamonds ? My peripheral vision is flawed"

"I am going to warp to the next level right now"

"Now I learnt that myself, Chuck Norris network, oh no thats plagarism"

"You know prematurre card laying is a felony"

"You and Mr. Mugs can go fuck yourselfs"

"Big sheep dog in grade two, see Pat run, see Pat fuck, that fucker taught me to read, I'm just throwing that out there"

UPDATE

"It runs really good, I took out the back seat so I could have firewood"