Fast _ D D _ ?

Want to buy a vowel ? Who does this remind you of ? Let me give you a hint... red chevy truck, katepwa parking lot, jarred isn't allowed to drive...

only difference is, the guy i'm thinking of managed to drive home after we woke him up.



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Creative Answers

No one I know was ever creative enough to come up with answers like this.

The Landlord

Will Ferrel stars in The Landlord

How Midge Got Knocked Up

Is that Barbie or Midge getting railed on by Ken ?

Maybe that was how Midge got knocked up.

Clown Job

Ever wonder what it looks like when a clown gets a gummer ? Probably not, but here is the answer to that question anyway.

Oral Sex in High School, and then College

I think I might have to buy Pretty Persuasion now !!!

Of Gods and Men

Of Gods and Men is an internet film based in the fiction Star Trek Universe. It was created to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the Star Trek franchise. Starring Nichelle Nichols(Uhura), Walter Koenig(Chekov), Alan Ruck(Capt.John Harriman from Star Trek Generations), as well as several other Star Trek veterens and fans both in front of and behind the camera. As a Star Trek fan, I'll wait until I make my final decision on whether or not it sucks, but judging from the trailer which I embedded at the bottom of this post, you can tell this isn't a big studio production, but it does Orion Slave Girls. Saskboy seems psyched about it though.




Online Videos by Veoh.com

Trust Me.... I'm a Doctor

Shift Happens

Wii Power Glove and cat

remember when bucka lived in regina the first time, and sat at home all day playing video games, and he had cats. the similarities are eery !!!



check out more of this homemade wii glove

In Xbox 360 related news, there is a new product out that will allow the player to use any PC keyboard, or mouse, or a playstation 2 controller on an Xbox 360 console.

you a rude thoughtless little pig

Alec Baldwin calls daughter Ireland a rude thoughtless little pig


Alec Baldwin Message For His Daughter - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

filmed in Alberta

Katepwa Rattlesnake Hoax

Betty sent me a picture and explanation of a huge rattlesnake found on the south end of katepwa near the spillway in October 2006. Sorry Betty but it's a hoax, i found it on Snopes and another website. The picture has been floating around the internet and different emails since at least 2005, snopes says the picture is genuine but the locations that accompany it have included Texas, Wisconsin, and apparently Katepwa Saskatchewan now.

Click here to read the Snopes article about the picture.


UPDATE

Someone else claiming this rattler was found in Katepwa.

New Comic Book Based Movies

Recent Searches

here are three of the more interesting searches that brought people to this site.

-free projectile orgasms
-forums nsfw penis playgirl

Underfunded - New USA series about a Canadian Secret Service Agent

Darryl Freehorn is a lowly Canadian Secret Service agent (yes, they have one too) on a mission: he's out to get some respect. Caught between working with top US Intelligence officials and his budget-conscious boss back in Canada, Darryl finds himself solving world-threatening conspiracies on a small-time budget.

I think this will be freaking awesome.

Barbie Knocked Up

Barbie's friend Midge got knocked up, here is the complete story, there are some more graphic pictures here.

This has to be tried i think, i've also seen a video doing the same thing but with rope wrapped around and attached to a truck which speeds away.





Remember, if you plan to enter our hockey draft the deadline for submissions is Friday April 13th, 2007.

Real Mans Shotgun

2007 Breakfast Meat Hockey Playoff Draft

2007 Breakfast Meat Hockey Playoff Draft

Entrance to the Draft

1) Anyone is allowed to enter the draft.
2) Entrance fee is $10.00 for one team, or $20.00 for three teams.
3) Picks must be emailed to Ross, or Mike by Friday April 13th at 5:00 P.M.
-please email all entries to breakfastmeat@sasktel.net .
-please include "HOCKEY DRAFT" in the subject line of your emails.
4) Entry fee must be received by Ross or Mike by Wednesday April 18th (failure to pay by this date will result in an elimination from the draft).
5) Payment can be given to Ross or Mike in person, or mailed in the form of cash or cheque to :

Ross Legaarden
Box 215
Coronach Saskatchewan
S0H 0Z0
or
Mike Rilling
4140 Buckingham Drive,
Regina Saskatchewan
S4V 3A9



Rules

1) Each team must consist of 15 players total.
2) 10 forwards, 4 defensemen, and 1 goalie must be chosen.
3) 1 point is awarded for each goal.
4) 1 point is awarded for each assist.
5) 1 point is awarded for each goalie win.
6) 2 additional points are awarded for a shutout win.
7) Trash talking is allowed.
8) Trades are not allowed.


Payout

1) 100% of the money collected will be paid out (minus $20.00 Officepools fee).
2) 1st place = 60%, 2nd place = 25%, 3rd place = 15%.
3) Winners will receive payment within one week of the conclusion of the finals.


Checking Your Status

1) Results (updated daily) may be viewed at www.officepools.com, or at www.breakfastmeat.com/hockeyframes.html .
2) The login name is "breakfastmeat" and the password is "guest".
3) A link to the site will also be provided on www.breakfastmeat.com, in addition a forum to talk trash, and ridicule your competitors has been set up here.


Team Names

If you wish for your team to be named something other than your actual name, please include that info in your email along with your selections.
* Also, please be aware that the Breakfast Meat Playoff Draft will not be available to be viewed on the Officepools site before Friday evening, since selections will still be taken until that time.

Should you wish to go to the hockey draft page simply click on the anywhere within breakfast meat to navigate there.

If anyone has any other questions or concerns please feel free to email Ross, or Mike.

Happy Easter

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Tysons snowmobiling video

this is a video that my roomate made of him and some of his friends snowmobiling. most of the jumps are pretty small but don't be too critical, after all he is from lemberg.

Cow eats Chick

Cow Eats Baby Chick - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

Bubbles Tribute

This is a tribute to Bubbles from The Trailer Park Boys that I put together on YouTube, featuring the song Liquor and Whores that Bubbles sings.

Do You Take It ? by The Wet Spots

if you're easily offended you shouldn't be here in the first place, but you definately shouldn't watch this.



found at good girl cultural productions

Stone Cold Stuns The Donald

Hey, does Heeler have the internet ? cuz he would love this...

BSG season 3 on DVD in August

Season three to be released on DVD in August...

Shock Absorber

The image at the left is from a website for women to determine the most appropriate sports bra for their lifestyle, and for men to watch animated hooters bounce up and down.

Another Strange Drunk Driving Offence

A woman that took a midnight horseback ride through a northeast Alabama town has been charged with driving under the influence of drugs and alcohol after the horse she was riding rammed a police car and refused to stop for the police. Who do you charge, the horse or the woman ? There was a certain abnormally tall cowboy in Lemberg that rode his horse to the bar and actually had a hitching post constructed at the side of the building.

Drinking in Coronach

This was recorded a few weeks ago in the Coronach Hotel. There are more videos that I still have to upload to YouTube, and they contain motor boating between titties, and green thongs, so stay tuned...

New Pictures

Lance copping a feel of Cory in Balcarres Bar

Lance and Cory Dancing in Balcarres Bar
Ross and Dani in Coronach Bar on St. Patties Day

(there will be some videos of Dani soon too, you won't want to miss them)

Zamboni driver wins appeal of drunk driving charge

The last time I was in Abernethy the Tampons were usually responsible for clearing the ice with the Aber Domes golf cart with the water tank. These days I believe the Aber Dome actually has a graffitti upped Zamboni, Dallas are you drunk when you clean the ice with your fancy Zamboni ? If so you have nothing to worry about now, as long as judges up here feel the same way as those in New Jersey do.

A judge in Newark New Jersey has overturned the drunk driving conviction of a Zamboni driver who's blood alcohol level was 0.12, when the legal limit in New Jersey is 0.08. His decision was based on the fact that Zamboni's can't carry passengers and don't operate on highways.

In 2005 a fellow employee of the man reported him to police when he was speeding on the ice and apparently almost hit the boards.

The operator of the Zamboni claimed that he did drink beer and vodka, but not until after he cleaned the ice, but he did admit to having sambuca with his breakfast coffee and two valiums.

Keith Richards snorted his fathers ashes mixed with blow

The godfather of consumption admitted recently to mixing his fathers ashes with cocaine and snorting the mixture.

Ford Mens World Culing Championship in Edmonton Alberta

My Dad and Mom are in Edmonton this week watching the Ford Mens World Curling Championships. For those of you interested here are some highlights so far.

Breakfast Meat is Back AGAIN !!! What have you missed ?

It has been a while since we updated the site, and since anyone has even layed their eyes on it.
What has happened since last time we updated ?
1) The Federal Budget has been passed despite the fact that Saskatchewan was ass raped like a sloppy seconds hooker at a wife swapping party. Whether you agree or disagree if Saskatchean needs, or deserves the revenue from non renewable resources, you're an idiot if you deny that the Federal government lied after they only gave Saskatchewan part of what they were promised.
2) I received self inflicted frost bite after viewing a video online with Chicken Wing and Dani.
3)Dani, Krystal, and Myself woke Brokeback(Chicken Wing) up at approximately 4 a.m. after shutting down the bar and drinking crazy glass riddled shots with Korean Dave. After that, the memory card from my camera mysteriously disappeared in what can only be described as some sort of Kung Fu Asian trickery. The card was taken because someone didn't want Breakfast Meat's loyal viewers to see what can modestly be described as a huge titted asian on a perky titted russian exploring their lesbian curiosity, while Chicken Wing defended his heterosexuality because the huge titted asian and perky titted russian couldn't give him a steamer. (don't worry, I got the memory card back and will be putting the videos of said lesbian curiosity on YourTube shortly)
4) Bucka got destroyed and puke showed on his birthday after he drank a fraction of the skunky wine that Cory and I drank. A severed Elk leg being draped over his neck might have also had something to do with the loss of his lunch, but I doubt it.