2007 Abernethy Slow Pitch Champions

Highlight Reel

Puke Show

If you're stomach upsets easily this may not be for you !!!

Ugly Women

Horatio

Balcarres High School Graduating Class of 2001

To see more pictures of the class of 2001 visit this group, or this group on Facebook.

New Pictures

Lance copping a feel of Cory in Balcarres Bar

Lance and Cory Dancing in Balcarres Bar
Ross and Dani in Coronach Bar on St. Patties Day

(there will be some videos of Dani soon too, you won't want to miss them)

Breakfast Meat is Back AGAIN !!! What have you missed ?

It has been a while since we updated the site, and since anyone has even layed their eyes on it.
What has happened since last time we updated ?
1) The Federal Budget has been passed despite the fact that Saskatchewan was ass raped like a sloppy seconds hooker at a wife swapping party. Whether you agree or disagree if Saskatchean needs, or deserves the revenue from non renewable resources, you're an idiot if you deny that the Federal government lied after they only gave Saskatchewan part of what they were promised.
2) I received self inflicted frost bite after viewing a video online with Chicken Wing and Dani.
3)Dani, Krystal, and Myself woke Brokeback(Chicken Wing) up at approximately 4 a.m. after shutting down the bar and drinking crazy glass riddled shots with Korean Dave. After that, the memory card from my camera mysteriously disappeared in what can only be described as some sort of Kung Fu Asian trickery. The card was taken because someone didn't want Breakfast Meat's loyal viewers to see what can modestly be described as a huge titted asian on a perky titted russian exploring their lesbian curiosity, while Chicken Wing defended his heterosexuality because the huge titted asian and perky titted russian couldn't give him a steamer. (don't worry, I got the memory card back and will be putting the videos of said lesbian curiosity on YourTube shortly)
4) Bucka got destroyed and puke showed on his birthday after he drank a fraction of the skunky wine that Cory and I drank. A severed Elk leg being draped over his neck might have also had something to do with the loss of his lunch, but I doubt it.

Root Beer, Ketchup Chips, Boobies, Titties, Ass, and Tough Guys

I'm not going to explain why Bucka is saying what he says in the video, you have to know him to understand.



A brief explanation of the next two videos for those of you out there that aren't as enlightened as those of us from Abernethy, and Balcarres. A tough guy shot consists of a line or pile of salt which is snorted up the nose similiar in fashion to a line of cocaine, then a shot of tequila is drank, and last but not least a lemon wedge is squirted in the eye. This is similiar to a two eyed turkey shot.

Vote Bear for Hobey Baker

Bear Trapp, who once played bantam hockey in Balcarres, junior with the Melville Millionaires and Estevan Bruins, and was named Atlantic Hockey Rookie of the year in the NCAA last year is nominated this year for the Hobey Baker award. Bear currently plays for the Sacred Heart University Pioneers in Fairfield Connecticut.

You can vote for Bear to get him into the top ten for consideration for the Hobey Baker Award by clicking this link. Just enter a valid email address and you will be taken to a list of players to select from (Bear is sixth from the bottom), enter the verification code and you're done.

Hobey Baker Award Criteria

Brendan McGuire interviews Bear on News Talk 980's Game On

Dust on the bottle sang by Mike and Kohl

After drinking all day, this is Mike and Kohl singing their version of Dust on the bottle. Stay tuned for pictures of Chris tea bagging Mike.



Neither Ross or Bucka condone the acts against squishy hookers that Mike and Kohl portray in their song. No squishy hookers, kitty cats were harmed during the making of this video.

Snow Pitch---February 17, 2007

Balcarres Green Craven Bus on YouTube

I found the green bus that was transported to Craven last year on Brooke's semi on a YouTube video last night.

Devan and Carissa's Wedding Website

-CENSORED AT THE REQUEST OF CARISSA BAZIN-

Canada's Worst Neighbourhood

I just finished reading the macleans article that said north central Regina was Canada's worst neighbourhood and found nothing about it surprising.

I have seen people scouring garbage dumps, abandoned houses, basements of burned down houses, and even stealing old appliances from the curb to scavenge copper wires to melt down and sell to presumably finance drug or alcohol addictions. I've witnessed a former friends aunt pay the village drunk 24 beers to babysit her small children while she went to party. I caught people using syringes in the bathroom of a bar to shoot up drugs, and heard them trying to convince another person to get them more syringes from the veterinarian because the local pharmacist wouldn't sell them to them anymore. While having drinks in the bar one night with some friends, a group of men were showing off their M-16 that they kept in their vehicle in the parking lot, and an aquaintance had a gun pulled on him while checking cattle in a pasture that his employer rented on a near by indian reserve.
When I was a little kid my parents owned a liquor store. It seemed like almost every weekend the store was broken into and liquor, and cigarettes were stolen. On more than one occasion my dad, and other local men gave chase to the perpetrators because of the slow reaction time of the RCMP, once resulting in a rollover on the end of main street. On one occasion one of the men that broke in cut himself on the broken window and got his blood all over the place, including merchandise. We learned later that the person in question was HIV positive.

All the incidents I describe above didn't take place in Regina, or Saskatoon or any other city for that matter. They took place in three small Saskatchewan towns within close proximity of each other, with a total population of less than 1200 peoople.

I've walked alone at night in obvious cities like Saskatoon, and Edmonton, but also larger cities like Honolulu Hawaii, Madrid Spain, and Monterrey Mexico, but you would never catch me walking alone at night, or day for that matter in certain parts of Regina.

If all the things listed above that I have witnessed first hand, and many more disturbing, and outrageous things which I have heard of second hand and didn't repeat here can happen in communities with such a small population, why is it so hard for some people to believe that north central Regina could be considered Canada's worst neighbourhood ?

wiener wacker

lance stocked his last shelf, and bagged his last grocery. here is wishing him luck on his upcoming career on his knees.

don't actually do this to get booze, just ask BACON to pull

if anyone needs booze so bad that they would actually think about doing this, give your head a shake then go ask BACON to pull for you. He'll help you out.

The Messengers Trailer- finally

the messengers was filmed in the Qu'appelle Valley south of the communities of Abernethy, and Balcarres. below is the trailer, looks good.

TOP GUN and BAZIN are GETTING HITCHED

breakfast meat congratulates top gun and bazin on their recent engagement. if their wedding is anything like a night out at a bar with them we can look forward to puke shows, broken pool cues, and girls making out, i can't fucking wait !!!

and remember, breakfast meat cameras will be recording your entire wedding day for the rest of the world to see, lets see if we can get some of the brides maids to add some entries to the hometown hooters section.

watch out for bears

i just got back to coronach tonight after three weeks of holidays. the original plan for my holidays was to help my dad with harvest, the weather however had other plans. the first week we were able to combine, then it started to rain and we weren't able to combine for the last two weeks. the rain allowed me to have more free time than is normal for harvest, you might think i would use this free time to accomplish something but alas, i didn't. i went to yorkton one night and partied with some of my buddies including d.j. danny ismond of gx94 fame who i hadn't saw in quite a while, i also gave saskboy a shout to have some beers but he was in calgary(im not sure how i figured out his phone number). i also have some recollections of balcarres bar but im not sure when i was there. tank and i even visited lemberg bar one night.

one of the more interesting things that happened while i was at home was when my dad and i were out checking grain bags. my dad uses large white plastic bags to store some of his grain after it has been combined. when filled these bags stand about 5 to 6 feet tall and can reach lengths of over 200 feet. after checking one of the bags near abernethy we discovered that deer, and racoons had poked holes in the bag to eat the grain inside, needless to say my dad was pretty pissed. after we patched the bag we drove to another bag located right on top of the qu'appelle valley. when we got close and i saw the damage done to this bag i hoped to hell we wouldn't be patching the holes in this one because we would be there for days. in addition to deer, and racoons, bear had broken into this bag. there was grain, animals tracks, and racoon shit everywhere. next year we won't be storing grain in bags near the valley. below is a picture of one of the bear paw prints on the bag with my hand beside to show a comparison in size.


as everyone knows, the stones concerts in regina take place this weekend. i will be in the city friday night for sure and will be wanting to get blacked out drunk after the concert(if im not already), so anyone wanting to join me can track me down in coronach this week until wednesday then ill be back in abernethy on thursday for the long weekend.

also there is a new photo gallery on breakfast meat, its not safe for work or school so be warned, and if anyone has any submissions they would like to make please send them in, all identities will be protected if that is the desire of those submitting.

the messengers

the upcoming danny and oxide pang movie 'the messengers' which was filmed in the qu'appelle valley south of my home town abernethy and near katepwa will be released in january of 2007. several of my friends worked on the set of this movie and i once visited the set, remember that tour lance and cory ? HA

Mrs. Myrt Love/ Ms. Myrt Love/ Mrs. Myrt Hart/ Mrs. Leigh Hart

I received an email today from one of my long lost elementary school teachers. Mrs. Leigh Hart, formerly Mrs. Myrt Love of Abernethy emailed me today in regards about the website im working on for the village of abernethy. apparently her godfather was the late Len Thompson, who is featured on the website because he started the Len Thompson Bait company, which is known for its five of diamonds fishing spoons, in Abernethy. Mrs. Hart now resides in British Columbia with her husband Fred, it was definately neat hearing from her but it kind of boggles my mind how she found my email address. oh well.

long weekend pics from katepwa

lance, kim, and myself at the constables camp site

cory(on top) and mark wrestling on matty's kitchen floor. cory got bit and mark got beat with a hockey stick, good times.