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Breakfast Meat is Back AGAIN !!! What have you missed ?

It has been a while since we updated the site, and since anyone has even layed their eyes on it.
What has happened since last time we updated ?
1) The Federal Budget has been passed despite the fact that Saskatchewan was ass raped like a sloppy seconds hooker at a wife swapping party. Whether you agree or disagree if Saskatchean needs, or deserves the revenue from non renewable resources, you're an idiot if you deny that the Federal government lied after they only gave Saskatchewan part of what they were promised.
2) I received self inflicted frost bite after viewing a video online with Chicken Wing and Dani.
3)Dani, Krystal, and Myself woke Brokeback(Chicken Wing) up at approximately 4 a.m. after shutting down the bar and drinking crazy glass riddled shots with Korean Dave. After that, the memory card from my camera mysteriously disappeared in what can only be described as some sort of Kung Fu Asian trickery. The card was taken because someone didn't want Breakfast Meat's loyal viewers to see what can modestly be described as a huge titted asian on a perky titted russian exploring their lesbian curiosity, while Chicken Wing defended his heterosexuality because the huge titted asian and perky titted russian couldn't give him a steamer. (don't worry, I got the memory card back and will be putting the videos of said lesbian curiosity on YourTube shortly)
4) Bucka got destroyed and puke showed on his birthday after he drank a fraction of the skunky wine that Cory and I drank. A severed Elk leg being draped over his neck might have also had something to do with the loss of his lunch, but I doubt it.

Triumphant Return of Breakfast Meat

Bucka and I have upgraded to a package with our host that gives us more bandwidth, so hopefully we won't be down again because of bandwidth issues.

New Peep

I have submitted another picture to 25 peeps for all of you to click on. It is the picture on the top right hand side of this page, and although it hasn't been put on the front page of 25 peeps yet, you can still click on it to help me out in anticipation of my triumphant return to 25 peeps.

and in other 25 peeps related stuff, what is up with the picture of Tricia Helfer ? According to the rules, pictures submitted have to be of the person who owns the blog, and Tricia Helfer most certainly does not own that blog unless she changed her name to glen garry. for those of you that don't know who Tricia Helfer is, you can find out more about her here, and here.

booted off 25 peeps

i was hoofed off 25 peeps sometime this morning. but no worries, ill be back, i promise. it kind of became addicting checking that page to see where my picture was located. so im going to submit another picture and see if they put it on.

Funny Shit

funny shit on this blog

25 peeps, keep clicking

Meaghan Walker-Williams over at Somena Media has been rooting for me on 25 peeps, as well as providing my referal link for her readers to click on.
I guess I should do the same for her, so here is her referal link, remember to click it, but only after clicking on mine.
Here is the post on Somena Media which will show you the picture of MWW, myself, and another blogger she is endorsing for 25 peeps, while you're at you might as well click the other person too after you've clicked on me.

25 Peeps

i've been added to 25 peeps, i signed up a long time ago and my picture was added there today. so click on this link to keep me on there.
the way i understand it is the more people click this picture or link the longer i stay on 25 peeps, the longer i stay on 25 peeps the more traffic breakfast meat will get. so in addition to the people that find their way here from the sask blogs aggregator, all you balcarres and abernethy people click the 25 peeps link too.

record amount of visitors to breakfast meat

Yesterday, Breakfast Meat received considerably more page loads, and unique visitors than ever before. Most of the people visiting Breakfast Meat were spending their time in the video pages. Prior to yesterday the most page loads and uniques visitors we ever had was when an anonymous hometown chick had her hooters featured in the photo galleries. Hopefully the amount of people visiting this site stays consistent or increases.

Vote for Breakfast Meat, Abernethy Online, and Abandoned Stuff

Round one of voting in the Canadian Blog Awards has begun. Breakfast Meat is nominated in the following categories, best new blog, and best blog post(for this entry). Abernethy Online is nominated in these categories, best local blog, and best new blog.

Also feel free to vote for Abandoned Stuff, which is nominated in a few categories as well.

Remember to vote everyday !!!

some blog things

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Android Sword Your Superpower is Unexplained Your Weakness is Body odors Your Weapon is Your Thunder Neutralizer Your Mode of Transportation is Rainbow

What's your Superhero Name?

You Are 76% Capitalist, 24% Socialist

In general, you support a free economy and business interests. You tend to think people should fend for themselves, even when times get tough. However, do think the government should help those who are truly in need.

Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?

You Should Have Voted For Bush

(You May Want to Hide This From Your Left-y Blogger Friends)

Who Should You Have Voted For in 2004?

Your Movie Buff Quotient: 70%

You are a total movie buff. Classics, blockbusters, indie favorites... you've seen most of them. Your friends know to come to you whenever they need a few good DVD rental suggestions.

Are You a Movie Buff?

You Are a Martini

There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush. You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it!

What Mixed Drink Are You?

medical uses for marijuana

i found the following at this blog, in addition to this and other funny stuff, the blog has some good tributes to Canadian and American Soldiers for this Rememberance/Veterans/Armistice Day.

Marijuana has been proven to have a multitude of medicinal uses. Andit's not just bunch of potheads wanting to smoke pot either! 2% of themwould reap actual medical benefits!!! Here's Cannabis Canada'srecommendeddosages:Sympton/Illness - Treatment

Glaucoma - 1/4 ounce per week, use as needed

Asthma - two large bong hits per attack

Minor burns - 1 joint every 4-6 hoursInsomnia - bowl at bedtime and as soon as you wake up

Depression - three large bong hits, 5-8 times per day

Hangnail - 1/2 ounce per week as long as symptoms persist

Feel kinda funny - pot brownies after each meal

My balls itch - antifungal cream applied to balls, and 2 - 3 joints perday

Jonesin' for some pot - 1 full ounce every 4 days, refill as needed

Waay tooo stoned man - Smoke as much as needed until you feel 'normal'again

Can't cope with shit - Stay in bed and smoke plenty of pot until better

Getting bored with Quake - One large bong hit everytime you save game

Paranoia - Smoke as much pot as humanly possible (while you still can)

Breakfast Meat in blogger beta

i have made the switch to blogger beta, lets see how it works out.

Save Gainer Video by James Whittingham

funny video in honour of Gainer, created by James Whittingham of Regina Radio.

don't abuse breakfast meat

abuse of the guestbook will not be tolerated, especially when using someone elses name. next time try to have the brains to spell the persons name correctly and not use a deceased persons identity. slandering people will only be allowed by those that run this site, if you want to make fun of someone, get your own web page.

deer in the headlights

this long weekend while everyone was either partying red paper clip style in kipling or getting sloshed at the labour day classic at taylor field i was killing wildlife with my car and combining and hauling grain. below are some pictures from my weekend in abernethy, im back in coronach now to finish work this week then ill be going back to abernethy for three weeks to help my dad with harvest some more.

terminal 22 which is located west of balcarres, as seen from south east of abernethy

my dad combining
grain trucks otherwise known as my office



friday night i hit a deer on highway 56 between indian head and katepwa on my way back to my farm, it was a big doe that ran from the left side of the highway and into my front left quarter panel, its head smashed into my windshield which sprayed glass onto my face, and it then somehow damaged my left rear quarter panel. i can assure everyone alcohol was not a factor in this accident but it certainly was after i parked my car at katepwa bar and discovered the extent of the damage. once i arrived in katepwa and tried to get out of my car i realized my door wouldn't open so i was forced to crawl out the passenger door. here are some pictures of my deer ravaged car.

smashed windshield, you can see glass laying on the dash
dented front quarter panel(hard to see from glare of sun)
front quarter panel damage

Saskboy's new beer fridge

vote for saskboys ugly fridge on the saskpower website in order to win him a new fridge. i have voted for his fridge, in return he has agreed to stock the new fridge with cold pilsner for me if im ever in yorkton and need a beer. We only have until September 3rd, so vote often and get a fellow sask blogger a new fridge.

room for rent in saskatoon, light blogging

i have a bedroom for rent in a four bedroom home in the erindale part of saskatoon. rent is $400 which includes power, energy, phone, internet, secure tek alarm, and max digital cable. i can be contacted by email at rlegaarden@sasktel.net, or my home phone is (306)-267-2141 .

kitchen

lower living room with fire place

upper living room

back yard
front yard

blogging will be light for a while, this weekend im going to abernethy to help with harvest, i'll be back in coronach next week working for three days then ill be back in abernethy for about a month to help with harvest again. wish tyler zrymiak luck on his upcoming interview with the R.C.M.P.

C.W.B.

i've been troubled by leftdogs post on buckdog about the canadian wheat board and his request for P.M.Harper to keep his hands off of it. when the CWB was created it was in response to world war two, to make sure canadian farmers sold their grain at fair prices and weren't able to gouge the consumer during tough times. some may argue that the wheat board insures fair market prices for canadian producers, while others say it insures the same price for all farmers but that price is not fair. the wheat board also only applies to farmers in the prairie provinces.

if the wheat board is such a great organization why aren't eastern farmers scrambling to get on board ? when sasktel was forced to compete with other long distance companies for saskatchewanians business, they became more competitive than they were previously and now sasktel customers are some of the most loyal for that very reason.also it was said that the farmers should vote to determine the future of the wheat board, will this vote include farmers in the east who aren't affected by the CWB, and most certainly it will include those former or retired farmers that still hold permit books.

the wheat board is one of the most secretive government agencies in canada, and is one of only two government agencies that are not subject to public audits, what does a grain marketing agency have to hide i wonder ?

i am obviously for the abolishment of the canadian wheat board, i welcome comments from those of you that agree with me, and since i have an open mind i challenge those who disagree with me to comment as well to try to change my mind.

poll results

i decided it was time to remove the poll from the side bar, here are the results.

i have become a large mammal

inspiration for breakfast meat

sometime in the last week this blog went from a flappy bird to a large mammal in the truth laid bear ecosystem. although im not entirely sure exactly how this ecosystem works, i understand that it has to do with incoming links from other blogs registed with TTLB. according to the current rankings, breakfast meat is #876 out of 57,862 blogs currently registed in the ecosystem. i may be tooting my own horn and more than likely my ranking will decline but i am very impressed with the success of a blog and website that was inspired, and continues to be inspired by the drunken debauchery and antics of a group of guys from abernethy, and balcarres saskatchewan. stay tuned for some stellar pics depicting what went on this past august long weekend at katepwa.

everytime i try to improve something, it kind of back fires

i wanted a second sidebar for the left side of my blog so that i could put half the stuff from the one sidebar to another, so it wouldn't be necessary to scroll so far down the page to see everything located in the sidebar. now for some reason my posts don't start until the bottom of the sidebars, making it necessary to scroll even farther down to read any of my posts. if anyone has a solution, please let me know.

UPDATE
i have since switched back to my previous template because i couldn't resolve the issue.

200th post, and by the way, I'm apparently extremely evil, MWAAAA HA HA AH !!!!

You Are 92% Evil

You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you!

How Evil Are You?

I'm pretty sure that everyone I know would be at least as evil as I apparently am.

for some reason i love doing these little quiz things, so here are some more.

Your IQ Is 115

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average Your General Knowledge is Exceptional

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Your Penis Name Is...

Big Lebowski

Penis Name Generator

Your 2005 Song Is

Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz "Love forever love is free. Let's turn forever you and me." In 2005, you were loving life and feeling no pain.

What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 60% Conservative, 40% Liberal

Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

alright im sick of doing these now.

another quiz game thing, im will riker

Your results:
I am Will Riker

At times you are self-centered

but you have many friends.

You love many women,

but the rightwoman could get you to settle down.

Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character am I?" quiz...