Consevatives target Nascar Dads

The Conservative Party of Canada has sponsored a car in the Canadian NASCAR circuit.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

filmed in Alberta

Underfunded - New USA series about a Canadian Secret Service Agent

Darryl Freehorn is a lowly Canadian Secret Service agent (yes, they have one too) on a mission: he's out to get some respect. Caught between working with top US Intelligence officials and his budget-conscious boss back in Canada, Darryl finds himself solving world-threatening conspiracies on a small-time budget.

I think this will be freaking awesome.

Ford Mens World Culing Championship in Edmonton Alberta

My Dad and Mom are in Edmonton this week watching the Ford Mens World Curling Championships. For those of you interested here are some highlights so far.

Friendly Fire Fatality in Afganistan

A Canadian reservist soldier has been killed in an apparent friendly fire incident in Afganistan. Twenty Five year old Kevin Megeney was shot in the chest while in his tent at the Kandahar air field.

Canadian Senators Recieving Emergency Funds

A $300,000.00 yearly emergency fund which was distributed primarily to Liberal Senators that had run low on their annual budget was shut down last month. Senator Marjory LeBreton, the leader of the government in the Senate only learned of the slush fund after it had been shut down by the Liberal dominated Senate. The Conservative obviously have a problem with this emergency money, especially since it wasn't a program that was known to many people while the Liberals have less of a problem with it and are accusing the Conservatives of using this in any upcoming election to campaign for Senate Reform.

Proud to be Canadian

Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!! Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Hey, stick that in your pipe and toke it.

God Hates Canada, Sweden, America, and Fags

First off let me say that if god does hate fags, Canada, America, and Sweden, that I do not. I do not share the view of that website one bit.

In fact if god does hate the above, then I hate god(not that there is a god, or is there...).

Also after quickly going through the 'I hate Sweden' page, I have decided that I in fact love the daughter of the King of Sweden.


So go check out why god hates Canada, Sweden, America, and fags.