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Saturday, December 23, 2006

Star Wars Christmas Special

Watch the Star Wars Christmas Special here.

Any other Christmas television specials, cartoons, music videos, and commercials can be found at this link or below the Star Wars holiday special.

Part One

The Star Wars Holiday Special.1
Uploaded by hansonataint

Part Two

The Star Wars Holiday Special.2
Uploaded by hansonataint

Sitcoms

Music Videos

Documentaries and the like

75. Ali G Christmas Message (click to watch)

76. Mythbusters Christmas Special (click to watch)

77. Christmas Unwrapped: The Truth About Christmas (click to watch)

78. The Naked Chef: Christmas Comes Early (click to watch)

79. The Worst Christmas Jobs in History (click to watch)

80. A Classic Christmas from the Ed Sullivan Show (click to watch)

The Commercials

81. The Coca-Cola Holiday Truck (click to watch)

82. Fruity Pebbles Christmas Commercial (click to watch)

83. McDonalds : Ice-Skating Ronald McDonald (click to watch)

84. Honey Nut Cheerios (click to watch)

85. Hershey's Kisses Christmas Commercial (click to watch)

86. DirectTV: Bad Guys Become Good for the Holidays (click to watch)

87. Coca-Cola: Teach the World to Sing (click to watch)

88. Victoria's: Dazzle Me (click to watch)

Christmas Spoofs

Christmas Flops

100. Star Wars Holiday Special (part 1, part 2)

101. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (click to watch)

Labels: chrismahanukwanzakah, star wars, videos

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Christmas Miracle---another Virgin Birth

Flora, a resident of London England is pregnant, but has never known the touch of a man.

Scientists believe that Flora's expectant children could become a modern day Christmas virgin birth.

Labels: chrismahanukwanzakah, religion

Monday, December 11, 2006

You're not getting anything for Christmas

Remember to click my picture !!!

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Friday, December 01, 2006

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

A Different Kind of Christmas Poem -- Author Unknown

The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,

I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.

My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,

My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.

Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,

Transforming the yard to a winter delight.

The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,

Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.

My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,

Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.

In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,

So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.

The sound wasn’t loud, and it wasn’t too near,

But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.

Perhaps just a cough, I didn’t quite know,

Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.

My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,

And I crept to the door just to see who was near.

Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,

A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,

Perhaps Canadian, huddled here in the cold.

Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,

Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.

“What are you doing?” I asked without fear,

“Come in this moment, it’s freezing out here!

Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,

You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!”

For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,

Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts..

To the window that danced with a warm fire’s light

Then he sighed and he said “Its really all right,

I’m out here by choice. I’m here every night.”

“It’s my duty to stand at the front of the line,

That separates you from the darkest of times.

No one had to ask or beg or implore me,

I’m proud to stand here like my fathers before me.

My Gramps died at ‘Dieppe on a day in December,”

Then he sighed, “That’s a Christmas ‘Gram always remembers.”

My dad stood his watch in that Korean Land’,

And now it is my turn and so, here I am.

I’ve not seen my own son in more than a while,

But my wife sends me pictures, he’s sure got her smile.

Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,

Something red and white... a Canadian flag.

I can live through the cold and the being alone,

Away from my family, my house and my home.

I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,

I can sleep in a trench with little to eat.

I can carry the weight of killing another,

Or lay down my life with my sister and brother..

Who stand at the front against any and all,

To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall.”

“So go back inside,” he said, “harbor no fright,

Your family is waiting and I’ll be all right.”

“But isn’t there something I can do, at the least,

Give you money,” I asked, “or prepare you a feast?

It seems all too little for all that you’ve done,

For being away from your wife and your son.”

Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,

“Just tell us you love us, and never forget.

To fight for our rights back at home while we’re gone,

To stand your own watch, no matter how long.

For when we come home, either standing or dead,

To know you remember we fought and we bled.

Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,

That we mattered to you as you mattered to us.”

Labels: chrismahanukwanzakah, poetry

Friday, November 24, 2006

tis the season

tis the season for politically correct holiday names. the last couple years merry christmas, happy hannukah, and christmas concerts were replaced with seasons greetings, happy holidays, and winter festivals, WTF !!! as someone who despises most forms of religion on which our holidays are based on, i can understand how people who don't share the same beliefs as the majority of the population may feel left out but come on, if you don't like don't live here. while we're on the topic of political correct holidays, here is an ad from Virgin Mobile. Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you, and pagans too !!!

here are the words to the song.

t's okay if you're a Muslim, a Christian or a Jew,
It's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do,
An all-inclusive celebration,
No contractual obligation,
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you (and pagans too!)
In some ways we're all monkeys,
Well, maybe just a smidgen,
I'm a Scientologist,
That's kind of a religion,
Whose faith is the right one,
It's anybody's guess,
What matters most is camera phones for $20 less.
And there's never any hidden fees,
Oh what a joyous day,
No commitments means I'm proud to go both ways!
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you,
This is gonna be the best Chrismahanukwanzakah ever!

Labels: chrismahanukwanzakah