Chopper Pictures

Here are the pictures from the helicopter that flew over Coronach the other day.

Words of WIsdom from Tyson Chan

Last night Tyson, Chuck, Dani, and I were playing some casual drinking games and shooting the shit, before too long Tyson was drunk out of his mind. This morning he was pretty hung over and couldn't remember a lot of what happened, and he seemed pretty pissed off when he realized his toe nails were painted red. Below are some of the funnier things he was spouting off about that we were able to write down.

"Well look at you gravity, I will go imperial on your ass"

"I cannot pick a restaurant that serves good portions like this, and I don't drive a Sante Fe"

"I'm serious like a satellite radio"

"Vanna just walks around and touches the letters, they just say V or W or 24th letter of the alphabet"

"Do I get a trip or a free spin, or what the fuck ? How about a W ?"

"If I bought a vowel I'd be broke, so spin the fucking wheel"

"well, is it the queen of diamonds ? My peripheral vision is flawed"

"I am going to warp to the next level right now"

"Now I learnt that myself, Chuck Norris network, oh no thats plagarism"

"You know prematurre card laying is a felony"

"You and Mr. Mugs can go fuck yourselfs"

"Big sheep dog in grade two, see Pat run, see Pat fuck, that fucker taught me to read, I'm just throwing that out there"

UPDATE

"It runs really good, I took out the back seat so I could have firewood"

Military Chopper Circling Coronach

What appeared to be a dark military helicopter flew above Coronach from the south east circled three times before flying to the south west. I took some pictures, I'll put them up shortly.

Tom Green in Saskatchewan, near where I live

Tom Green is travelling across Saskatchewan, and was recently near where I live.

thanks bucka

Drinking in Coronach

This was recorded a few weeks ago in the Coronach Hotel. There are more videos that I still have to upload to YouTube, and they contain motor boating between titties, and green thongs, so stay tuned...

New Pictures

Lance copping a feel of Cory in Balcarres Bar

Lance and Cory Dancing in Balcarres Bar
Ross and Dani in Coronach Bar on St. Patties Day

(there will be some videos of Dani soon too, you won't want to miss them)

Breakfast Meat is Back AGAIN !!! What have you missed ?

It has been a while since we updated the site, and since anyone has even layed their eyes on it.
What has happened since last time we updated ?
1) The Federal Budget has been passed despite the fact that Saskatchewan was ass raped like a sloppy seconds hooker at a wife swapping party. Whether you agree or disagree if Saskatchean needs, or deserves the revenue from non renewable resources, you're an idiot if you deny that the Federal government lied after they only gave Saskatchewan part of what they were promised.
2) I received self inflicted frost bite after viewing a video online with Chicken Wing and Dani.
3)Dani, Krystal, and Myself woke Brokeback(Chicken Wing) up at approximately 4 a.m. after shutting down the bar and drinking crazy glass riddled shots with Korean Dave. After that, the memory card from my camera mysteriously disappeared in what can only be described as some sort of Kung Fu Asian trickery. The card was taken because someone didn't want Breakfast Meat's loyal viewers to see what can modestly be described as a huge titted asian on a perky titted russian exploring their lesbian curiosity, while Chicken Wing defended his heterosexuality because the huge titted asian and perky titted russian couldn't give him a steamer. (don't worry, I got the memory card back and will be putting the videos of said lesbian curiosity on YourTube shortly)
4) Bucka got destroyed and puke showed on his birthday after he drank a fraction of the skunky wine that Cory and I drank. A severed Elk leg being draped over his neck might have also had something to do with the loss of his lunch, but I doubt it.

The Four Walls of Coronach

A song written and performed by a boiler maker that worked at the Poplar River Power Station in Coronach Saskatchewan. Recognize him Cory ?

there be snow in the south

it is snowing in coronach, fortunately it is melting as soon as it hits the ground. i guess winter is fast approaching.

my mysterious night time visitor has returned....

my flying nocturnal friend has returned. i heard it fluttering around above my ceiling tiles tonight. i think i will call him bruce, i know its not very original but hey, how original can one be at nearly 3 a.m.

new house guest

as an individual who doesn't like sharing a home with rodents or bugs, i was distressed to discover last night that in addition to the moths and spiders that occupy my house, there is now at least one bat fluttering around. as i was lying in bed watching the west wing and dozing off to sleep i was woken to a sound similiar to that of something scurrying. i got up expecting to have to stomp on a mouse but couldn't find one. the noise continued and then out of the blue the little flying vermin landed on the transparent ceiling panel covering the lights. i tried to figure out how i would catch the little shit but it soon fluttered away again and i haven't seen it since. hopefully it found its way back outside, if not then im going to try to catch it and somehow keep it as a pet. does anyone know how to feed a bat ?