Mario: Game Over

Another Strange Drunk Driving Offence

A woman that took a midnight horseback ride through a northeast Alabama town has been charged with driving under the influence of drugs and alcohol after the horse she was riding rammed a police car and refused to stop for the police. Who do you charge, the horse or the woman ? There was a certain abnormally tall cowboy in Lemberg that rode his horse to the bar and actually had a hitching post constructed at the side of the building.

Keith Richards snorted his fathers ashes mixed with blow

The godfather of consumption admitted recently to mixing his fathers ashes with cocaine and snorting the mixture.

NO NEED FOR RUBBERS SOON

That is, if you're only worried about getting AIDS. A vaccine for the AIDS virus that is being developed in Atlanta is ahead of schedule by one year. The vaccine is being tested on monkeys, and has proven succesful in preventing the primates from contracting AIDS, and when it was tested on those monkeys that already had the virus, the vaccine put it into remission. Unfortunately we still have to worry about every other form of STD still.

drug bust

the video below is of news coverage of a drug bust in minnesota, pay attention when the cop carries out a box, one piece of evidence in the box is pretty funny.

Lets huff some moth balls !!!

whatever happened to getting your shits and giggles from drinking good ol' alcohol, or even smoking a bit of pot. i can even understand people that do harder drugs like cocaine, or ecstasy, but i've never understood why someone would subject themselves to huffing glue, gas, paint thinner, and now moth balls. yes thats right i said moth balls, no longer are they just used to keep bugs out of clothes and mice out snowmobiles but it appears that the latest white trash trend is to put moth balls in bags and huff.

what goes through some peoples minds, hmmm.. today i don't feel like having a beer or smoking a bowl, i wonder what a moth ball high is like ?

theres another argument to legalize pot, making it easier to access marijuana will make it less likely people will seek out a high with more risky and very easy to access substances like gas, glue, white out, paint thinner, and now moth balls, which can all be bought at your local co-op. idiots.