Dani's Birthday and Cory's Nuts

Trust Me.... I'm a Doctor

Barbie Knocked Up

Barbie's friend Midge got knocked up, here is the complete story, there are some more graphic pictures here.

This has to be tried i think, i've also seen a video doing the same thing but with rope wrapped around and attached to a truck which speeds away.





Remember, if you plan to enter our hockey draft the deadline for submissions is Friday April 13th, 2007.

Buy Britney's Hair

Everyone has probably heard that Britney Spears shaved her head in what can only be considered an extreme attempt to get back into the spot light.

What you may not have heard, is that the owners of the salon where she sheared herself have started a website to auction off the posessions Britney left there. For a minimum bid of one million dollars you could be the 'proud' owner of Brit's hair, hair extensions, bic lighter, and empty red bull can.

Forums, and Pictures are back

Some of you may have noticed that the forums, and more recent photo galleries were missing when Breakfast Meat became operational again.
I don't know why, but all content that was added up until November was removed. I have re installed the forums, and have added some of the photos again, more will follow.
If I have forgotten anything, let me know.

Apple iPhone Pictures

This is the sweetest looking phone

New Peep

I have submitted another picture to 25 peeps for all of you to click on. It is the picture on the top right hand side of this page, and although it hasn't been put on the front page of 25 peeps yet, you can still click on it to help me out in anticipation of my triumphant return to 25 peeps.

and in other 25 peeps related stuff, what is up with the picture of Tricia Helfer ? According to the rules, pictures submitted have to be of the person who owns the blog, and Tricia Helfer most certainly does not own that blog unless she changed her name to glen garry. for those of you that don't know who Tricia Helfer is, you can find out more about her here, and here.

25 Peeps

i've been added to 25 peeps, i signed up a long time ago and my picture was added there today. so click on this link to keep me on there.
the way i understand it is the more people click this picture or link the longer i stay on 25 peeps, the longer i stay on 25 peeps the more traffic breakfast meat will get. so in addition to the people that find their way here from the sask blogs aggregator, all you balcarres and abernethy people click the 25 peeps link too.

Stones Concert Pictures

watch out for bears

i just got back to coronach tonight after three weeks of holidays. the original plan for my holidays was to help my dad with harvest, the weather however had other plans. the first week we were able to combine, then it started to rain and we weren't able to combine for the last two weeks. the rain allowed me to have more free time than is normal for harvest, you might think i would use this free time to accomplish something but alas, i didn't. i went to yorkton one night and partied with some of my buddies including d.j. danny ismond of gx94 fame who i hadn't saw in quite a while, i also gave saskboy a shout to have some beers but he was in calgary(im not sure how i figured out his phone number). i also have some recollections of balcarres bar but im not sure when i was there. tank and i even visited lemberg bar one night.

one of the more interesting things that happened while i was at home was when my dad and i were out checking grain bags. my dad uses large white plastic bags to store some of his grain after it has been combined. when filled these bags stand about 5 to 6 feet tall and can reach lengths of over 200 feet. after checking one of the bags near abernethy we discovered that deer, and racoons had poked holes in the bag to eat the grain inside, needless to say my dad was pretty pissed. after we patched the bag we drove to another bag located right on top of the qu'appelle valley. when we got close and i saw the damage done to this bag i hoped to hell we wouldn't be patching the holes in this one because we would be there for days. in addition to deer, and racoons, bear had broken into this bag. there was grain, animals tracks, and racoon shit everywhere. next year we won't be storing grain in bags near the valley. below is a picture of one of the bear paw prints on the bag with my hand beside to show a comparison in size.


as everyone knows, the stones concerts in regina take place this weekend. i will be in the city friday night for sure and will be wanting to get blacked out drunk after the concert(if im not already), so anyone wanting to join me can track me down in coronach this week until wednesday then ill be back in abernethy on thursday for the long weekend.

also there is a new photo gallery on breakfast meat, its not safe for work or school so be warned, and if anyone has any submissions they would like to make please send them in, all identities will be protected if that is the desire of those submitting.

deer in the headlights

this long weekend while everyone was either partying red paper clip style in kipling or getting sloshed at the labour day classic at taylor field i was killing wildlife with my car and combining and hauling grain. below are some pictures from my weekend in abernethy, im back in coronach now to finish work this week then ill be going back to abernethy for three weeks to help my dad with harvest some more.

terminal 22 which is located west of balcarres, as seen from south east of abernethy

my dad combining
grain trucks otherwise known as my office



friday night i hit a deer on highway 56 between indian head and katepwa on my way back to my farm, it was a big doe that ran from the left side of the highway and into my front left quarter panel, its head smashed into my windshield which sprayed glass onto my face, and it then somehow damaged my left rear quarter panel. i can assure everyone alcohol was not a factor in this accident but it certainly was after i parked my car at katepwa bar and discovered the extent of the damage. once i arrived in katepwa and tried to get out of my car i realized my door wouldn't open so i was forced to crawl out the passenger door. here are some pictures of my deer ravaged car.

smashed windshield, you can see glass laying on the dash
dented front quarter panel(hard to see from glare of sun)
front quarter panel damage

long weekend pics from katepwa

lance, kim, and myself at the constables camp site

cory(on top) and mark wrestling on matty's kitchen floor. cory got bit and mark got beat with a hockey stick, good times.

i thought i recognized the woman who lost several homes in beirut

i'm sure i was the last person to hear about the woman in beirut who lost multiple homes during attacks by the israeli defense forces. i thought i recognized her, and i was right...

here she is flipping out at the loss of her campsite in craven with cory laughing menacingly in the background.

here she is distressed in my parents backyard in abernethy in front of hector and i.

and here she is angry at the party betty and tyler lewis are throwing in her home in medecine hat albera.

she even thinks Mel Gibsons anti semetical remarks have been blown out of proportion.