God Hates Fags

Define irony: Effeminate chubby guy with mustache and an open neck pink shirt sings songs about how God hates gay people.

God Hates Canada, Sweden, America, and Fags

First off let me say that if god does hate fags, Canada, America, and Sweden, that I do not. I do not share the view of that website one bit.

In fact if god does hate the above, then I hate god(not that there is a god, or is there...).

Also after quickly going through the 'I hate Sweden' page, I have decided that I in fact love the daughter of the King of Sweden.


So go check out why god hates Canada, Sweden, America, and fags.

Christmas Miracle---another Virgin Birth

Flora, a resident of London England is pregnant, but has never known the touch of a man.

Scientists believe that Flora's expectant children could become a modern day Christmas virgin birth.

TomKat wedding picture

In the above picture which I found on IMAO you can see that because of Tom and Katie's astounding star power, they were actually able to get the coveted Xenu of Scientology fame to perform their wedding ceremonies. Speaking of Xenu, if you want to play the keep katie quiet game I posted in April it can be found here.

Islam vs. Christianity---------maybe the jew is right ?

this is a great video from the daily show featuring steve carell and stephen colbert arguing whether christianity or islam is better.

August 22nd----Doomsday ?

during the cold war the soviet union and the united states refrained from attacking each other because of mutually assured destruction, or MAD. basically this meant that if one side were to nuke the other they could be assured that their opponents response would also be nuclear and the destruction of both countries way of life.
iran doesn't share the same views when it comes to mutually assured destruction. if they were to attack israel, they would not be worried about possible nuclear retaliation from israel because the current iranian leadership are strong beleivers in the 12th imam. basically they beleive this 12th imam who god has hidden for hundreds of years will bring about islam as the religion of all man kind and although many islamics would be killed in the ensuing war, it would be worth it to the 12th imam beleivers because of all the zionist deaths.
why august 22nd ? well according to an islamic calendar, august 22nd lines up with the date that the prophet muhammed flew to jerusalem, then to heaven and back. sounds crazy to me but i guess the president of iran is a strong beleiver in all this religious superstition.
read the articles, and the description of the 12th imam on wikipedia to better understand this garbage(if its possible).

on another note, i would never put christian beliefs in the same boat as radical islamic ones, but just think what some people think about a story of a man stuffing two of each creature on earth onto a boat to repopulate the earth, also the story of that guy that parted the red sea to escape egyptians, and that other fairly notable figure that turned water into wine(not that that wouldn't be sweet) and walked on water. growing up and being taught these stories lots of people accept them without thinking, but step back for a minute and take a look at them from a non believers point of view and you might see how crazy they sound. having faith in something is good, but personally i think all religions are crazy. i look at an evangelical christian the same way i look at a radical muslim, as a crazy person.

Bucka thinks he is the Holy Grail

Bucka has completed reading the Da Vinci Code, and has come to the conclusion that he is a descendant of Jesus Christ. apparenty it has something to with the Sinclair family, who according to Bucka hid a treasure on Oak Island on the east coast of Canada hundreds of years before Columbus came to America. Buckas mother's (hi laurie) maiden name is Sinclair. So from now on as well as being called Bucka, you can call him 'the holy grail', 'the last zion', or just simply 'jesus'.

Jesus, Judas, and Belinda

well im about to go to bed, i probably should have done so earlier but what can i say, i got hung up talking with friends on msn. i am delighted to read in the news today that there was some sort of study that verifies that it was likely jesus didn't walk on water but ice...hmmmm even i have walked on ice. another religious note, some ancient texts that were discovered in egypt nearly thirty years ago and have since been sitting in long island say that jesus asked judas to betray him. fook me, things aren't going well for the clergy today. also today belinda stronach announced she won't seek the liberal leadership because of the rules governing the election of the leader of the party. my personal opinion is that she knows damn well the rest of the liberal party doesn't trust her because she betrayed the conservatives to get a cabinet post. now that she is on the other side of the house she is probably cursing herself for crossing the floor. the dumb bitch.