Men Never Ask For Directions

Men Never Ask For Directions - The funniest movie is here. Find it

Confused Turtle bangs a Pot

Turtle Is Confused But Happy - Watch more free videos

What would Jesus Do ?

Sexy Webcam Strip - video powered by Metacafe

Clown Job

Ever wonder what it looks like when a clown gets a gummer ? Probably not, but here is the answer to that question anyway.

Oral Sex in High School, and then College

I think I might have to buy Pretty Persuasion now !!!

Shock Absorber

The image at the left is from a website for women to determine the most appropriate sports bra for their lifestyle, and for men to watch animated hooters bounce up and down.

Antonella Barba Nude *NSFW*

There is another controversy surrounding American Idol. Photographs recently surfaced of Idol contestant Antonella Barba nude, and sucking an as yet unidentified cock (hey if we can freely say vagina, i can say cock too). Most people that read this probably won't care considering I don't really care either. The main reason i wrote this and posted the pictures is to get a rise out of my mom, who showed a weird interest in this story while I was talking to her this afternoon and to piss her off by writing Sucking COCK !!!!

UPDATE: I just got off the phone with my mom, she should be reading this shortly...

Click the pictures to view the uncensored versions.

more Antonella pics

NO NEED FOR RUBBERS SOON

That is, if you're only worried about getting AIDS. A vaccine for the AIDS virus that is being developed in Atlanta is ahead of schedule by one year. The vaccine is being tested on monkeys, and has proven succesful in preventing the primates from contracting AIDS, and when it was tested on those monkeys that already had the virus, the vaccine put it into remission. Unfortunately we still have to worry about every other form of STD still.

VAGINA... It's not a clown car

for a better explanation to this post please visit any of these blogs...
Abandoned Stuff
Stephen Glauser
April Reign

Definition of VAGINA

Pictures of VAGINA

please comment if you love VAGINA, hate VAGINA, or have a VAGINA.

speaking of VAGINA, it's International Womens Day.
and,
March 14th is Steak and Blow Job Day.

God Hates Canada, Sweden, America, and Fags

First off let me say that if god does hate fags, Canada, America, and Sweden, that I do not. I do not share the view of that website one bit.

In fact if god does hate the above, then I hate god(not that there is a god, or is there...).

Also after quickly going through the 'I hate Sweden' page, I have decided that I in fact love the daughter of the King of Sweden.


So go check out why god hates Canada, Sweden, America, and fags.

Miss Nevada U.S.A. pictures, the ones that got her fired

The current Miss USA just about got fired by the Donald this past week because she was partying in night clubs while she was still underage.
The current Miss Nevada USA, who was supposed to compete for Miss USA 2007, did get fired because she was caught on tape doing some things that apparently don't set a good example for young women and don't reflect the values of the Miss USA and Miss Universe contests.
its too bad, i like her and think you will too.

Global Orgasm Day !!!!!

Politics'n'Poetry posted about Global Orgasm day a little while ago. I don't think I have ever heard about this, but now that I have I will certainly never forget it.

What is Global Orgasm Day you ask,

WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone you know.
WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction.
WHEN? Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd, at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.
WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!

So if rubbing one out will help avert a war with Iran or stop current conflicts I'm all for it, even though Iran definately needs to be curb stomped.

I really don't believe this will help though, after all if it was true Josh Hughes could have single handedly accomplished world peace that time he claims to have jerked off 22 times in 2 and half hours or whatever ridiculous number it was.

A note to the ladies, if you need any help contributing to the Global Orgasm I will be in Regina on Friday the 22nd from approximately 12:30 p.m. until 5:00 p.m. and feel free to send any picture submissions from your contribution to breakfast meat(ladies only).

Speed isn't radar enforced, its boob enforced

the speed bandits video can be found here

virtually jenna-not safe for work of school

Jenna Jameson is a name we all know and love. With the exception of those people in the porn industry or those that personally know Ms. Jameson, pretty much everyone in the world will never know what it is like to 'know' a porn star. That is until now, sort of...


Virtually Jenna is a new P.C. video game created by XStream3D Multimedia Inc's President Brad Abram of Vancouver. The game basically uses the same personalization software that programmers use to put peoples favourite athletes into sports games, only this game features everyones favourite porn stars instead.

If you go to the Virtually Jenna website, you can download a free trial version, not that I did or anything.

chick has accident in hot tub

Lindsay Lohan calls Paris Hilton a C*NT, I thought chicks hated that word

hot chicks get tazered

one point engrish---japanese educational video

these glutes were made for walking

Sex Addict

Sex Addict Video

the boobkini

a japanese invented water proof adhesive bikini top

which video is more sexy

my favourite music video of all time has to be 'call on me' by Eric Prydz, however a new video by called 'put your hands up for detroit' by fedde le grande is also very stimulating. below i have both videos, watch them and let me know which one you think is better.

call on me - Eric Prydz (kind of makes me want to go to the gym)


put your hands up for detroit - Fedde Le Grande

world masturbation record blown away

the record of 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period held by Hans Blickstein of Germany has been blown away by a man named Kaneel who orgasmed 36 times in a 24 hour period. Kaneel is quoted as saying "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today". asked what he planned to do next, he replied, "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning."

kind of reminds me of someone i know.

watch out for bears

i just got back to coronach tonight after three weeks of holidays. the original plan for my holidays was to help my dad with harvest, the weather however had other plans. the first week we were able to combine, then it started to rain and we weren't able to combine for the last two weeks. the rain allowed me to have more free time than is normal for harvest, you might think i would use this free time to accomplish something but alas, i didn't. i went to yorkton one night and partied with some of my buddies including d.j. danny ismond of gx94 fame who i hadn't saw in quite a while, i also gave saskboy a shout to have some beers but he was in calgary(im not sure how i figured out his phone number). i also have some recollections of balcarres bar but im not sure when i was there. tank and i even visited lemberg bar one night.

one of the more interesting things that happened while i was at home was when my dad and i were out checking grain bags. my dad uses large white plastic bags to store some of his grain after it has been combined. when filled these bags stand about 5 to 6 feet tall and can reach lengths of over 200 feet. after checking one of the bags near abernethy we discovered that deer, and racoons had poked holes in the bag to eat the grain inside, needless to say my dad was pretty pissed. after we patched the bag we drove to another bag located right on top of the qu'appelle valley. when we got close and i saw the damage done to this bag i hoped to hell we wouldn't be patching the holes in this one because we would be there for days. in addition to deer, and racoons, bear had broken into this bag. there was grain, animals tracks, and racoon shit everywhere. next year we won't be storing grain in bags near the valley. below is a picture of one of the bear paw prints on the bag with my hand beside to show a comparison in size.


as everyone knows, the stones concerts in regina take place this weekend. i will be in the city friday night for sure and will be wanting to get blacked out drunk after the concert(if im not already), so anyone wanting to join me can track me down in coronach this week until wednesday then ill be back in abernethy on thursday for the long weekend.

also there is a new photo gallery on breakfast meat, its not safe for work or school so be warned, and if anyone has any submissions they would like to make please send them in, all identities will be protected if that is the desire of those submitting.

Jamaican Me Horny

tonight while channel surfing on my bell expressvu i came across a flick called Jamaican Me Horny, which stars Seymour Butts. this movie wasn't being shown on a porno channel or a pay per view channel but on a regular movie channel. I won't say which one just in case there are minors with access to bell expressvu. needless to say this movie isn't in the same ranks as some of those soft core flicks shown late at night on city tv or cinemax, instead it is an extremely hard core porno which should have been playing on a pay per view channel instead. scheduled to play after 'jamaican me horny' is 'seymour butts and tushy girl taylor', then 'the longest yard'. i think there must have been some confusion in the programming lineup tonight, but don't get me wrong, im not complaining.

tila tequila video playgirl central

casualties of war !!!

i was listening to adler online this afternoon on the radio and heard a bizarre story. during the recent israeli/lebanon conflict a woman was struck by shrapnel or a bullet and the only thing that stopped the projectile from hitting her internal organs and causing extreme damage was her silicone breast implants. i couldn't find anymore information about this story when i googled it but there was some 'tit'ilating results to say the least, especially in google images.

incentive to vote liberal

Segolene Royal, who will be running for the presidency of France under the socialist party banner has recently been photographed by paparazi wearing a bikini while on vacation. apparently the french public wasn't very pleased with the media turning their attention from celebrities to politicians. too bad the press in canada won't track down our lady politicians on vacation, i wouldn't mind catching a glimpse of belinda stronach in a two piece.