The Story of Josh

There was a girl who wanted to fuck
Josh, he was in luck
she wanted to take him to bed
while he was in Indian Head

Josh chickened out
the little girl began to pout
she said "Is there something wrong ?"
Josh said "It's not you, it's my dong"

Josh thought he better go
get away from that dirty ho
when he got back to school
he looked like a fool

he was ridiculed in the halls
everyone said "you have no balls"
"She was fucked by a goober"
"Just shut up and do her"

Josh said "I'm saving myself for mackenzie"
"I'll fuck her in a frenzy"
everyone said "don't fucking lie"
you're probably a fag or bi

The next day josh thought he was pretty cool
he had fucked a sheep after school
He knew it wouldn't say a thing
but someone knew and began to sing

Jody saw when she was in the yard
she tried not to laugh, but it was hard
his dick was extremely small
small enough to fuck a barbie doll

she got to school and told all her friends
how josh had fucked a sheeps rear end
how is dick was in the sheep's ass
and to see it you need a magnifying glass

The Story of Josh Part Two

In the last poem, Josh fucked a sheep
I know that’s a secret I couldn’t keep
After that, Josh swore that would never happen again
And thankfully he met a hot Mexican.

The Mexicans name was Ivette,
And for some bizarre reason Josh made her wet
She was short, skinny and had a nice rack
And she would have looked good lying flat on her back

She was obsessed with Josh, and no one knew why,
Josh’s next move made poor Ivette cry.
He didn’t want to go out with Ivette anymore
So he cut her loose and showed her the door.

A little while later Josh heard Ivette braggin’
About her new boyfriend, his name was Wagon.
We all laughed at Josh’s stupid mistake,
And told him of all the love Wagon and Ivette would make.

Josh turned his luck around
And was Lethbridge bound
I heard he nailed some fine asian chick
Even though he has a small Barbie doll dick

One night in Regina he met a chick and wanted to fuck her
While they were getting it on she put her finger in his pucker
To make things worse she stole some of his cash
He hoped to god he wouldn’t get her rash

Josh took a break from the U of R
And spent some quality time in Balcarres Bar.
Now I think he’s back in Regina
To get his ass fingered in exchange for vagina.